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Old 11-30-2005, 11:31 AM
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Strange Event....

What would you guys say, if i told you that a cracked/coked out producer ordered a LIVE REINDEER while he was having a recording session?

Well this my freinds is the case.

The asshole was trying to get him on top of a VERY expensive 1930 something vintage piano.

All you heard were people screaming at him...asking him WHYYYY....

his response:

"fuck you..im trying to record...you ruining my session..GO AWAYY- Its art...listen...those beautiful sounds....."

<everyone stares at the reindeer...listening ..and getting no reaction from the bored animal pacing in circles>

So yeah, about 10 people are trying to get this guy to calm down so that they can eventually handle the second task at hand: FIGURING OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE FREAKIN ANIMAL.

If you havent seen a live reindeer in a recording studio running around...you havent seen true real-life comedy in the making.

Im dieing to know what drugs he was on...how much of it...and what they eventually did with the animal.

I went home and couldnt stop laughing.

I love going to art school..lol
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:04 PM
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LMAO

crazy nyers:D
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:03 AM
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At times like that i wish someone had a camera phone....or a camera in general.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:09 AM
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Without photos you're making it up.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:26 AM
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Its ok. Thought youd get a laugh off the event. If you think im making it up, thats all good. Doesnt change any of our lives..lol Life goes on.

I dont blame you for the thought of it possibly being a spoof. Things like that are very rare and hard to beleive.

It HADDDDD to eventually leaked out to some kinda email blog or news source. Later when bored, i'll take a look and see if anything like "yahoo stupid news" covered it.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:29 AM
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Its ok. Thought youd get a laugh off the event. If you think im making it up, thats all good. Doesnt change any of our lives..lol Life goes on.

I dont blame you for the thought of it possibly being a spoof. Things like that are very rare and hard to beleive.

It HADDDDD to eventually leaked out to some kinda email blog or news source. Later when bored, i'll take a look and see if anything like "yahoo stupid news" covered it.
It's too detailed,funny,insane and completely possible to be made-up.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:34 AM
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its all true. . . and i want to finally get something off my chest . . . I WAS THAT LIVE REINDEER (i feel so humiliated)
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Old 12-01-2005, 07:51 AM
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LMAOOOO

great...THANX ZERO!

I burst out laughing in the middle of the office. Now people think i have issues.....

IV BEEN TRYING TO HIDE THAT!..lol
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Old 12-01-2005, 07:55 AM
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its all true. . . and i want to finally get something off my chest . . . I WAS THAT LIVE REINDEER (i feel so humiliated)
First you were the walrus, then the monkey, and now you're the reindeer? Damn...dude you need to find a species and stick with it.
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:46 AM
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oh no ..that has to be true..
freaking producers..when they get an idea into thier heads..theres no fucking stopping them....they will go to hell and back to prove that anything is possible..especially if its thier idea..and that they are right!!!no matter what.
I totally believe this..!!!
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