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11-07-2005, 06:45 PM
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What a gyp....
My work had a Halloween costume contest. I went as Jason and this lame ass "Verizon Guy" outfit won. All he did was stick a lame "Verizon" label on a blue jacket and walk around the office goin "Can you hear me now.... good." :rolleyes: I don't have a pic of the lame "Verizon", but I do have a pic of mine.
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11-07-2005, 07:04 PM
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I dunno man, those commercials are pretty horrifying.
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11-07-2005, 07:37 PM
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I hate shit like that. Halloween 2 years ago we were at a little bar, and they had a contest going. I was a zombie, er something dead...I dunno, but whatever it was I did a damn good job with my hair, clothes, makeup, and blood...everyone was commenting on how good of a job I did. When contest time rolled around one of the judges told me he was positive I was gonna win 1st, he just had to get with the other judges. So of course I was excited because the first place prize was $100, second was $20, and third was like a free beer or some shit. They announced the winners and some old trashy bitch that was supposed to be a hula girl won 1st...only because she was showing her ass and had coconuts on her tits, obviously. Anyway, I won 2nd, and my friend who all he did was put on a mask...a fucking cheap ass mask, won the beer. Personally I think someone with a little more creativity should have won the beer.
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11-07-2005, 08:49 PM
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You'd better hope there are no gypsies on this website otherwise you just slurred their people. (That's where the term 'Gyp' is from.)
Anyways, one year I went as a giant yellow plush CareBear (Dont ask. It was during my rave phase.) I definately had the most time consuming (to make) and elaborate costume in the bar and everyone seemed to like it because I was getting hugs and compliments from total strangers all night. Then contest time rolls around and they announce the 15 finalists.... I wasn't even in the top 15! It was a bunch of slutty chicks that had been flirting with the DJ all night long (I later found out that the DJ was the only person picking the top 15. Fucker.) So anyways, yeah... I got fuckin' screwed so I know how ya feel.
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11-08-2005, 04:42 AM
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lol I didn't think of "gyp" referring to gypsie. :p Nothing intended by that other than I got "ripped". :mad:
Marroe, sounds like you went to a bar where they actually judge the costumes on the costumes thenselves, rather than on the "people" in them. And I'll explain what I mean. 19 times out of 20, it's the people that work for the bar that usually win so that the money goes back to the bar.... how weak is that? :rolleyes: If you ever saw "Sleepaway Camp 2" and that mask that black kid sittin on the picnic bench was working on or the cover of the shitty movie "Bloody Murder" is what I had to work with. I had to use bondo, a jigsaw to cut it down to size, drill the holes, sanding, and paint to make it look more like a Jason mask. I met Kane Hodder who signed it so I retired it cause if I drop it, it'll break which I wore it one more time for the contest. So the bar said they'll vote the best outfit for the biggest and loudest cheers. Some girl in a lame "bubble bath" costume was nothing but a pink leotard and white balloons and another in a long black dress and a hat.... that was it, without a broom no less. The crowd lightly cheered em, but roared, bellowed, and hollered for mine, yet "witch and "bubble bath" won? WTF? Bwind, that's so typical.... if the girls are hittin on the DJ, it's almost a shoe-in for being a winner. :rolleyes: And the stupid crap with mine in which "Verizon" won was most likely "office politics", doof probably made the office people laugh by walkin around and simply acting like the Verizon Guy. Big fuckin deal.
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Welcome to America.Here's your free pass for 'enhancement surgery'.
Next year Marroe,just take black duct tape and wrap it round your bits,strategically. Enter the contest that has first prize-$1,000. Hey,live in a sexist world-use the fuck out of it.:D I'm really not serious,I hope you know:) I'm sorry you guys had to experiance that,it makes me sad:(
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I hate to break it to you, but about 50% of people, especially kids, who dress up for halloween go as jason. Cool? Yes. Original? No.
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