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Old 09-27-2005, 12:58 PM
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I have a degree in science or something
Yep.... now I have answers to give to people too. It was only a matter of time. BUT, I could give two shits and a giggle about your personal problems, so any questions you have about God's green Earth and everything on it I can give you an honest (and most of all) accurate answer... yep.
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Do you happen to know anything about rose bushes? I was wondering when im sipposed to cut it back for winter.
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Do you happen to know anything about rose bushes? I was wondering when im sipposed to cut it back for winter.
Rose bushes were invented in 23 AD by Agrarius Chanceworthy. They started out as a medicinal cure for the "itch", which at the time was nothing more than in fact... an itch. They grew so quickly and so wonderfully that Chanceworthy had no choice but to destroy them.

But then someone else invented them a few years later.
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Do you think your thread will be as successful as mine?
Not in the slightest. You're better looking than I am and I'm an asshole.
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Are you also a virgin?
Nay, I've spread my seed.
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Old 09-27-2005, 01:36 PM
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In 1945 a Prussian scientist discovered that millions of tiny blue microorganisms live up beyond the atmosphere of Earth. As the Earth rotates, the shift kills many of these microorganisms. Thankfully, they multiply at such an exponential rate that the loss is not that important.
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Old 09-27-2005, 01:41 PM
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In 1945 a Prussian scientist discovered that millions of tiny blue microorganisms live up beyond the atmosphere of Earth. As the Earth rotates, the shift kills many of these microorganisms. Thankfully, they multiply at such an exponential rate that the loss is not that important.

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