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08-01-2005, 04:48 PM
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Theater behavior
So last week the lady and I go to see the Devils Rejects. I have been anticipating this film for some time. I mean if TCM is the holy grail of horror this to me is going to be the ark of the mother fukin covenant.
Needless to say I loved it. It was everything I wanted in a horror film and more. I know some may disagree but that is for another thread. Anyways, I like to go to the theater on a weeknite. Less sheeple there to deal with and all the kiddies that are in bed for the night. We pick out a nice spot, I put my feet up open up my raisinnets and dump in the popcorn. Chocolate and salt go so well together. This theater probably will seat about 150 so why the fuck when there are only 10 people in the theater do they have to sit so close to each other. One couple behind me and 2 in front of me. Just like sheep huddling in the pen. Safety in numbers I guess, or so they thought little did they know the wolf in sheeps clothing. Kind of like sleeping with the enemy so to speak. Film starts, I enjoy, and then......cell phone behind me goes off. I ignore. and again. Again I ignore. and again. My lady turns around and asks the young lady to shut her cell off. Her reply is something about text messaging and something about my lady should mind her own business. Aggravation sets in and the sleeping dragon is waking. Again with the ringing. Against what little judgement I have, the dragon is now fully awake and ready to breathe fire. I stand up and turn around, and say "listen bitch if you dont turn that fukin phone off, whats happening on the screen is going to be happening right now in this theater." Dragon is back in the lair, and all is quiet now. And as for the lasses knight in shining armor?? Hope it wasnt their first date, if it was there wont be a second unless she likes a guy that wets himself in the face of evil. Just thought I would share.
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08-01-2005, 05:18 PM
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Right on, brother. I can't stand inconsiderate jerks like that. Some people are so damn rude, and they get away with being that way because nobody has the balls to stand up like you did and call them out.
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08-01-2005, 05:43 PM
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when i saw the 1st spiderman, some child abusing 'young parents' brought their 2 year old and 2 4 year olds to the theatre .. because they didnt want to do what i did - shell out
money for a babysitter. so the 2 year old screamed through the 1st hour of the film - terrified. with a few min to go the mother thoughtfully removed the child. so i spend $80 to see this fucking movie to have it ruined by some fuck who didnt have the same consideration ..
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08-01-2005, 06:07 PM
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When i went to go see the new Amityville Horror with a good freind. As mentioned above I like to pick a date and time when the movies will be slow. So we missed the 5:00pm showing and went to see the 7:00pm showing and keep in mind the movie is rated "R" and and the rule in that theater(as in most) that children under 6 are not allowed in rated R movies after 6pm. So my friend and i find a good seat we look around not to amny people. So just before the move stats a family walks in with 2 kids one of the kids is like 2-3 and the other 6-7. And they decide to sit right behind us. Then a few minutes after the movie start comes the young teens/preteens. then during the first 15 min of the movie more of then come in and the first group is like yelling "were over here" and that kind of stuff. then the 2-3 year old kid with the family starts asking all these dumb questions to the parents and being so young he just talked loud and would not shut up. The theater needs to enforce it rules.
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08-01-2005, 06:43 PM
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People are always rude in the theater...huge, tall people sit in front of me, or people with wild crazy hair. Little kids sit behind me and kick my seat. And there's always a screaming baby somewhere.
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08-01-2005, 07:05 PM
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It just so happens that everytime I go to a movie, there will always be this group of kids that think they have to yell out stupid remarks as the movie goes along. This pisses me off so badly. Why pay all that money to just go and run your mouth to a fuckin movie screen and ruin everybody elses experience
Also, there's the jerks who feel like they have to get up and down every few seconds during the movie and walk right in front of the screen. Sit your ass down and watch the fuckin movie............PLEASE!!! :mad:
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08-01-2005, 07:26 PM
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I agree, im 16 yrs old but when i go to see a movie, i go to see it not cause a huge inconsiderate scene that everyone else does, it pisses me off, I wish I had the Balls you do though to tell people to shut the hell up.
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08-01-2005, 07:28 PM
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08-01-2005, 07:33 PM
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Next person I see in a movie who doesn't have the courtesy to turn their phone off, and it rings, I will personally shove the fucker up their ass. It's ALWAYS some little 15 pound half dressed bitch that I could (and would) break in half...I'm never nice to people fucking up my movies.
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08-01-2005, 07:41 PM
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