Innapropriate things said during movies

[Vodstok]

Okay, to get a laugh sometimes, i have said some pretty off-color, just plain wrong things during movies. Usually at home with freinds, but not always. here are a couple:


During the Bone Collector, when we find out who the killer is, and he says that since he was a cop in prison, he was getting bum-fucked every single day he was there, I loudly asked if that was why he was called the "Bone Collector". i thought i was hilarious, but my wife didnt seem to. or she hid it very well.



While watching Airforce One with some freinds, president Harrison Ford makes his daring escape from the crashing plane at the end. now, my friends and I had been playing the 1-up the other guy game all night.


So, harrison gets pulled onto the other plane, and my freind said "Jesus, for that his wife should give him a hummer."

So I said "That was so good, his daughter should too."

I was announced the winner for the night. i was actually able to offend 2 people who normally offended everyone else.

Obviously, it was just a joke. a realllllly bad joke. :0

Anyone else do this?

[urgeok]

no - you fucktard


hahahahaha

[Vodstok]

:p

[urgeok]

when we were little we said shit .. havent done it in about 25 years though because i get too involved in a movie ..

if the movie is a turd i just laugh now - or groan....

[Vodstok]

If i dont like it and have to sit through it, i wont shut up. I have a very short attention span and im just like a bored, hyper kid.


Poor bree didnt hear 70% of the dialogue in the original Amityville horror.....

[Fate Kills]

I do that too sometimes, mostly if it isn't that great of a movie. I was watching Red Dawn with some friends once and in one scene, one of the girls gets shot in the chest and the cotton from the inside of her jacket flies out everywhere. At that point I say to my friends "I think she'll be ok, her insides are made of cotton."

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
If i dont like it and have to sit through it, i wont shut up. I have a very short attention span and im just like a bored, hyper kid.


Poor bree didnt hear 70% of the dialogue in the original Amityville horror.....

i'd have probably killed you..

[Vodstok]

she almost did. that is why i dont eat much sugar....

Originally posted by Fate Kills
I do that too sometimes, mostly if it isn't that great of a movie. I was watching Red Dawn with some friends once and in one scene, one of the girls gets shot in the chest and the cotton from the inside of her jacket flies out everywhere. At that point I say to my friends "I think she'll be ok, her insides are made of cotton."

lol! i almost spit my lunch out when i read that. That part is depressing anyway, it could use some levity.

[Fate Kills]

Yeah, I thought it was a good time to lighten the mood...

[Gren the cake]

i know ive said plenty of shit @ movies but nothing is coming to me right now

but the first thing to come to my mind, was at a funeral. was at my great aunts, i was probably in 7th grade. for some fuckinr eason i had 'wizard of oz' on the mind (even though... ive NEVER seen that fucking thing in its entirety.. and if i did, i was like.. 5??).

anyway. we were in the lobby of the .... i dunno, where u view the body? the room right outside of twhere the pews were and shit. me and my cousisn were playing cards and i go 'ding dong the witch is dead' and my uncle just stared at me. i didnt think anything of it theni was like 'oh shit'

man. i suck. i really had nothin against her, didnt know her all that wel either, but i CERTAINLY didnt think she was a witch.. LOL.