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Another pointless cheeba story...
So...a few nights ago, I had a friend around to check out some new movies, big stoner night.
M'self, the lady and my friend...we were all smokin', and high as motherfuckers - So I went and fucked his mother. Haha...naw... So, at some point, we're watching cartoons (I think it was cartoons), and Anna notices there's a big-ass roach sitting on top of our dresser, about an inch and a half long. One of the usually outdoors, flying kind. The room was smoke filled, and it wasn't moving...I can only assume it was stoned like us...figured it'd be pretty easy to catch. So, I caught it, and decided to see what'd happen if I smoked me some muthafuckin' insect instead. No...that was a lie too... I caught the roach carefully in a tissue after a short chase ensued. then put it into a big plastic water bottle. At first I was just gonna look at it a bit, and throw it out, but after looking at it for a while, I decided to keep it. Put airholes in the bottle, a bunch of plant fragments inside, and some food, then blazed a fat bowl and made SURE his lil' home was smoke-city. The thing eats n stuff, you see it chew and everything...and it also seems to sleep, or go into a sleep-like state every now and then. I put it's home outside in the day, and bring it in at night. It's been like 3 days now, and all is well...seems in good health. Why am I telling you this? I dunno. But I've decided to call him Ed. Ed the roach. - B. 
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04-01-2005, 08:49 AM
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I had eggs for breakfast.
Actually, that's a lie.
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04-01-2005, 09:00 AM
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I smoked a huge dube about fifteen minutes ago
That, unfortunately, is also a lie....and a dream
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I got aids this morning. I already had aids though so I don't know what that means... I'm not a doctor but my theory is that they'll cancel eachother out, maybe even take out some of their friends. :cool:
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04-01-2005, 09:02 AM
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that would explain a lot.
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04-01-2005, 09:04 AM
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Ed is 100% correct in his assertion, as is ChEEba
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