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I'm running for Pope
I just heard that anyone can run, so I figured, what the heaven. Might as well throw my name in the hat.
First order of bidness. Let's bring back the Pope Mobile. I don't care if it makes you look like the dice from the game Trouble, you're pretty much the coolest to have if you have a ____-Mobile named after you. [img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pope+mobile/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=11uhbd72n/EXP=1112559952/*-http%3A//www.outcrybookreview.com/pope16.jpg[/img] It definitely needs to be more decked out though, so I'm putting it on a special edition of Pimp My Ride. Pimp My Pope. EVERYONE VOTE FOR ME |
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I'm not sure where you heard that but not just anyone can run.
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Edit: I found this Quote:
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SAVE A LOLLIPOP, SUCK A DICK Last edited by FairyKorpes; 04-02-2005 at 05:48 PM. |
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I never understood why the pope needed a bullet proof car. I know there are fanatics out there but if you're the pope, and you die, isn't that a good thing. It not like he would go to hell or anything.
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I was watching the news yesterday and I thought I heard otherwise but I guess I was wrong. Nobody but one of the Cardinals are going to be elected anyway.
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If you get elected pope, choose the name Pope Corkey
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If I become Pope I'm gonna get married and have kids, so I can piss all the Catholics off.
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Or better yet, since they usually pick Biblical names, Pope Judas
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