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03-10-2005, 09:46 AM
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Wei5rd site stats
Okay, i was just looking over the statistics fo r my website, and i find it interesting the words and phrases that lead people there from search engines. these are all the phrases that have lead to hits on my site in the past month:
camel spider 7 4.1 % crazy shit 6 3.5 % 28 days later 6 3.5 % lorena bobbit 5 2.9 % botfly 5 2.9 % albert fish 5 2.9 % it s alive 3 1.7 % silent hill 3 1.7 % bobbit 3 1.7 % scary exorcist 2 1.1 % scared video 2 1.1 % the ring dead girl 2 1.1 % photos of dead actors 2 1.1 % urban legends from the exorcist 2 1.1 % dawn of the dead 2 1.1 % narcistic 2 1.1 % vodstok 2 1.1 % very scary images 2 1.1 % horror pictures on the exorcist 2 1.1 % spanking 2 1.1 % exorcist baby 2 1.1 % human botfly 2 1.1 % scary girls 2 1.1 % devil pics 2 1.1 % pictures of gloom 2 1.1 % exorcist girl 2 1.1 % ethiopian home styles 2 1.1 % how to get a girlfreind 2 1.1 % harm to creatures 2 1.1 % shock videos 1 0.5 % i want to be scared 1 0.5 % scary movies scaring people why people like to be scared 1 0.5 % albert fish pics 1 0.5 % bathroom bugs 1 0.5 % cherub doom 1 0.5 % snuff pics 1 0.5 % urban legends kodiak bear 1 0.5 % scary little girls 1 0.5 % doom 3 s weapons 1 0.5 % quitting job 1 0.5 % pooping girls 1 0.5 % gore pics 1 0.5 % cryptozoology pictures 1 0.5 % spanking girls 1 0.5 % spanking school girls 1 0.5 % spanking galleries 1 0.5 % scare videos 1 0.5 % girls with cum all over face pictures 1 0.5 % evil queen 1 0.5 % very scary games 1 0.5 % scary things that scare people 1 0.5 % scared pc game 1 0.5 % scaredyet.net 1 0.5 % the room under the stairs landon 1 0.5 % monster horns pictures 1 0.5 % spiders in mythology 1 0.5 % the omen pictures 1 0.5 % cryptozoology 1 0.5 % albert fish profile 1 0.5 % cum 1 0.5 % pics of ulcer 1 0.5 % pics of albert fish 1 0.5 % business promotional stuff 1 0.5 % scary exorcist pictures 1 0.5 % camelspider 1 0.5 % very scary pics 1 0.5 % scared stuff 1 0.5 % fear factor for kids 1 0.5 % girls teasing boys 1 0.5 % she cum 1 0.5 % spanking pics 1 0.5 % cum videos 1 0.5 % scared pictures 1 0.5 % gore pictures 1 0.5 % disney supernatural essay 1 0.5 % fear factor kid games 1 0.5 % albert fish movies 1 0.5 % kids extra pics 1 0.5 % spanking stories pics 1 0.5 % camel spider image 1 0.5 % articles on albert fish 1 0.5 % pooping college girls 1 0.5 % spanking ass husband and wife 1 0.5 % short story existance 1 0.5 % are with then yet the game 1 0.5 % exorcist 1 0.5 % surprise hidden pictures 1 0.5 % camel back spider 1 0.5 % icky pics 1 0.5 % scary pics that people are scared from 1 0.5 % the village movie creatures 1 0.5 % scared yet net 1 0.5 % cum boys 1 0.5 % creepy kids movies 1 0.5 % rotten gross pictures 1 0.5 % short stories about april fools day 1 0.5 % mongolian death worm 1 0.5 % cryptozoology videos 1 0.5 % short stories on girls spanking girls 1 0.5 % quitting my job 1 0.5 % time killers games 1 0.5 % music videos .net 1 0.5 % ammo packs had the nine inch nails logo on it 1 0.5 % pictures with a hidden scare 1 0.5 % spanking gallery 1 0.5 % picture galleries of movie friday the 13th 1 0.5 % scared child 1 0.5 % grotesque 1 0.5 % serial killers in the media 1 0.5 % annoying htings 1 0.5 % samara morgan 1 0.5 % mythology pics 1 0.5 % gloom 1 0.5 % grotesque pics 1 0.5 % twisted videos 1 0.5 % rotten images videos 1 0.5 %
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03-10-2005, 09:58 AM
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Look the entire site over... I have noting remotely related to scat on it anywhere....
What kills me is the "girls spanking girls". Weird how search engines rearrange words.... Funny as hell though. i wonder how many perverts thought they were going to get something to jerk off to until they saw the site :)
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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03-10-2005, 10:37 AM
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haha girls with cum all over face pictures 1 0.5 % that ones funny
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY! As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away .
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03-10-2005, 11:06 AM
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people came to your site to find out how to get a girl friend...wow
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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03-10-2005, 11:10 AM
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03-10-2005, 11:20 AM
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"i'm so lonely... Okay, ill try on yahoo.... 'How do i get a girlfreind?'" *waits* "Scared Yet. I bet that has lots of girls. Nope. Darn. Okay. i guess ill read that thing about creepy kids...."
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