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Old 09-09-2004, 10:10 PM
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Light bulbs

How many e-group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 overly self involved individual who insists that if the list
members don't want to help her change her light bulb, then she'll
just go to some other list that will!!!!!!

and finally.....1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now and start it all over again!
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:14 PM
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HAHHA that was random but funny lol
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:27 PM
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LMAO that was pretty good..:D
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:32 PM
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I found it quite amusing, considering the amount of flaming that goes down around this forum, i thought you'd all like it to :)
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:33 PM
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LOL sounds oddly familiar :eek:
now to figure out which one of those I would be...
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:57 PM
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That post could be attributed to ANY topic here:rolleyes:
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:12 AM
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lmao..nice one.
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:07 PM
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Heh.
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:57 PM
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That post could be attributed to ANY topic here:rolleyes:
Very very true
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:30 PM
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you forgot the one who calls the lightbulb changer gay/ghey for no apparent reason
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