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09-03-2004, 09:53 AM
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Zombie Apocalypse: What do you do?
Okay, the world has ended. last night, dead bodies started getting up and wandering around (the slow kind, phew). You made it. Make your own decision about wether or not freinds and family made it with you (I would be out rounding mine up as soon as shit started....)
What do you do? Where are you going? Do you go somewhere to dig in? take to the road for greener pastures? Hide in the basement? Im assuming my parents are okay and my sister's famil;y was visiting so they are okay. First thing i am doing? Getting a bus and fueling it up. we started at my parent's house, so we have guns. We are going to get a shit load of food, then we are going north to Kittery Maine to the trading post... Easily over 300+ guns and ammo, crossbows, bow-and-arrows, camping equipment (and food), fishing equipment.... The guns are everything from black powder to rifles to handguns to shotguns. We'd stock up, and head down to the Florida keys. Find a small one, clear it of every moving undead thing, and hole up. Block the bridge on either side. Pick up all our southern freind son the way down :).
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09-03-2004, 10:01 AM
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Well you all know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get a few friends together and me and Nine are headed for the bunker...Only after I have moved my entire stockpile of weapons and ammo down there....;)
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09-03-2004, 10:04 AM
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I would go over my friend's dad's house. His dad has like 50,00$ of guns and weapons. Then I would gang up with a lot of my friends and go on rooftops sniping the dead, and have a good time. Eventually we'll go to a parking lot, break into cars, hotwire them then ride around aimlessly running over zombies in our path. Maybe even shove a 2X4 in between the car pedal and the seat then turn the car on and have it go 100 MPH into a horde of the undead.
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09-03-2004, 10:05 AM
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Family dies.
I go nuts, and proceed to bathe in my own feces. I become "King Shit", defending my territory from the zombies with shit bombs . I create a shit army from the feces of the people who died, and proceed to take over the planet, destroying everyone, dead, alive or undead.
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09-03-2004, 10:08 AM
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In light of all the recent weather problems, I don't think Florida would be my first choice. I would also round up all the people I love [ including you BudMan ] and take a cue from the DOTD remake and hop on a boat and sail away to Block Island. Its just about a 40 minute boat ride for me. Clear the island of all zombies and set up a new life.
That.........or I would hide in my basement like a little bitch.
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09-03-2004, 10:09 AM
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Damn, Ege.... I'm so sorry my route doesnt go through michigan.....;)
Hey, maybe i would just swing on out Newb's way.... Ill be the tall guy wearing black carrying a pump shotgun :)
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09-03-2004, 10:13 AM
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Quote:
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09-03-2004, 10:17 AM
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You responded, so technically, you did speak to me, almighty shit-king. :)
Hey newb, does that island have any man-made structures on it? New England gets mighty cold in the winter. If you felt adventerous, we could still go to the Keys. i would think the hurricanes would make a mess out of the zombies :)
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09-03-2004, 10:33 AM
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Its got everything we would need, hotels,shopping, bars, liquor stores [ money!...we don't need no stinking money ]. Thats why we would have to clean it up first. I'm sure there would be a few zombies lurking but with your expert shooting we could take care of them in no time.
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09-03-2004, 10:36 AM
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i would stalk up on gunsd knives and the all mighty cocain............................and shoot a shitload of zombies with a rocket launcher and say fuck u undead piece of shit.........lol:D :p
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