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06-08-2006, 06:37 PM
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Man Almost Dies Stealing Pop-Tarts
Robber Loses Shirt, Gets Hit By Truck And Minivan
South Salt Lake, Utah - A man accused of not paying for his Pop-Tarts had a troubled getaway. First, the clerk at the convenience store ripped the man's shirt off as they struggled when she confronted him for pocketing the toaster pastries Friday, police said. Then after the man punched the clerk in the stomach and made it out the door, he was hit by a pickup truck in the parking lot. Police said he got up and kept running - into the path of a minivan while he was crossing the street. He got up again, but didn't make it far. "It knocks him to the ground. He gets up and again continues to run, but responding police officers caught up with just a short distance later and he was taken into custody," police Capt. Tracy Tingey said. Police said the man refused medical treatment. George King, 20, was booked for investigation of robbery.
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06-08-2006, 10:57 PM
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All that fuss over some stinkin ass Pop-tarts.:( I actually feel a little sorry for the guy.
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Dont feel sorry for that prick, he's a thief and commited assault on the store clerk. Its shame the fucker didn't die when he got hit.
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06-09-2006, 01:50 AM
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Sorry, Mothermold...I'm with Scouse on this one...
I mean...I'm not saying he should have been KILLED...But...Still...
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06-09-2006, 09:12 PM
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I hate a thieving bastard as much as the next guy,but he was stealing food.Now if it were electronics or a car yeah...then the prick should get a beating.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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06-10-2006, 12:08 AM
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But seriously...If he was actually starving, I think he would have chosen something better than Pop-Tarts.....I think he just didn't want to pay for them...
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06-10-2006, 12:18 AM
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That's pretty sad.Guy tries to have...pop tarts...he gets ran the fuck over....
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Stop the vilonce!(yeah i cant spell right now) Just taser his ass!(Don't want to give the fucker brain damage) Oh well....i hope hes okay now.
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06-10-2006, 10:47 AM
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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06-10-2006, 10:55 AM
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