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Fun times with MM
Well MM here is a little present from your uncle Kpro and your aunt Nine9...:D
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:57 AM]: hey massacre man 666 [10:57 AM]: whos this? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:57 AM]: I'm da one eyed pimp, who else do you think this is? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:58 AM]: Is it true you like to pick your nose and eat your boogers? massacre man 666 [10:58 AM]: i dont have a nose ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:58 AM]: wow that's strange how the hell do you breathe? massacre man 666 [10:59 AM]: my mouth ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:59 AM]: let me guess you snorted too much coke and it fell off? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:59 AM]: have you ever had sex with a two toed sloth? massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: ... no ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: why not? massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: there was never one around ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: oh ok massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: jay? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: who? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:01 AM]: do you like to eat popsicles and then jam the stick up your ass when you are done? massacre man 666 [11:02 AM]: no... massacre man 666 [11:02 AM]: this is jay aint it? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:02 AM]: who the fuck is jay? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:03 AM]: do you ride the short bus to school? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:03 AM]: cmon now answer me!!!! massacre man 666 [11:04 AM]: no i ride the invisible bus ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:04 AM]: Oh man I bet that's fun, how do you get on it, if you can't see it? massacre man 666 [11:05 AM]: i can hear it ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:05 AM]: Yeah but how do you know where the door is? massacre man 666 [11:05 AM]: i walk where i see the bus driver ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:06 AM]: oh ok duh massacre man 666 [11:06 AM]: sometimes she forgets to open the door ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:06 AM]: then what do you do just stand there like an idiot? massacre man 666 [11:07 AM]: no i run into the door until i bust it inways ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:07 AM]: damn that must hurt. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:09 AM]: out of these three choices who would you fuck and why? A: Yoda B: Gary Coleman C: Godzilla massacre man 666 [11:09 AM]: yoda cuz hes not real ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:10 AM]: so you are saying Godzilla is real? massacre man 666 [11:10 AM]: i dont think gary coleman is real either massacre man 666 [11:10 AM]: i dont know if godzilla's real iv never been to japan ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:10 AM]: Yeah Gary Coleman is real ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: Are you naked eating chee-tos? massacre man 666 [11:11 AM]: on a bean-bag chair ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: I bet that's fun ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: do they call you tater salad? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: or tater tot? massacre man 666 [11:11 AM]: yup massacre man 666 [11:12 AM]: sittin naked on a bean-bag chair eating cheetos is the perfect way to GIT-R-DONE ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:13 AM]: ok if you say so, but isn't that mixing up two different people? massacre man 666 [11:13 AM]: yes ron white and larry the cable guy ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:13 AM]: ok so take your pick you can't obviously be both. massacre man 666 [11:14 AM]: larry ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:14 AM]: is your sister covered in moles? massacre man 666 [11:14 AM]: i dont have a sister massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: i gotta go to the flower fellar soon massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: except the sister with the one boob bigger than the other boob ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:15 AM]: well then you obviously aren't larry the cable guy then. massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: im massacre man ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:15 AM]: ok who the fuck is that? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: do you run around massacring people? massacre man 666 [11:16 AM]: yes look behind you ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: you must be a crazed idiot. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: ahhh I'm scared now... massacre man 666 [11:17 AM]: why i was talking about the wall behind you ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:17 AM]: thank god my trusty gaurd gerbil is protecting me? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:17 AM]: he's rabid you know. massacre man 666 [11:18 AM]: tell him to shave his afro ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:18 AM]: he doesn't have an afro, he has a mullet. massacre man 666 [11:19 AM]: oh then he shaved it ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:19 AM]: looks like a joe dirt gerbil. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:20 AM]: Ok now tell me more about this invisible bus, where the hell can I get one of those? massacre man 666 [11:20 AM]: u go left then right then left then left take a left then another left then a right then another left ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:21 AM]: Ok where the hell does that take me? massacre man 666 [11:21 AM]: the invisible store ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:21 AM]: How can I go to the invisible store if I can't see it? massacre man 666 [11:22 AM]: yell lemme see massacre man 666 [11:23 AM]: the invisible door will open ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:23 AM]: I tried that and it didn't work. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:23 AM]: You really don't know who this is do you? massacre man 666 [11:23 AM]: matt? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:24 AM]: ok now i'm fucking confused, who the fuck is matt? massacre man 666 [11:25 AM]: gary coleman? you think hes real ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:25 AM]: He is real, he played on different strokes. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:26 AM]: You have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about do you? massacre man 666 [11:26 AM]: what you talkin bout one eyed pimp ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:26 AM]: there ya go...now you're getting it. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:27 AM]: You really have no clue who this is do you? massacre man 666 [11:27 AM]: obviously not ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:27 AM]: You will find out soon enough. massacre man 666 [11:28 AM]: abcdefghiJAYklmnopqrstuvwxyz ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:28 AM]: good guess but ahhhh wrong try again dumbass.. massacre man 666 [11:29 AM]: hate_breeder person ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:30 AM]: uhhhh no massacre man 666 [11:30 AM]: i have a belly button ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: do you have a huge ass turd in your belly button? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: I bet it stinks. massacre man 666 [11:31 AM]: no its in the erlet ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: ok massacre man 666 [11:31 AM]: terlet* ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:32 AM]: Have you ever stuck your head in the terlet and had a swirly? massacre man 666 [11:32 AM]: no ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:32 AM]: Why not I bet you would like it? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:33 AM]: I do that to my gerbil with the mullet sometimes, he likes it. massacre man 666 [11:33 AM]: thats what a showers for ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:34 AM]: I didn't think you took showers, oh I forgot you take golden showers. massacre man 666 [11:34 AM]: no i take invisible showers ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:35 AM]: now how in the hell do you see to clean yourself? massacre man 666 [11:35 AM]: i can see the soap just not the water massacre man 666 [11:35 AM]: and the washcloths ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:36 AM]: now that's gotta be hard, how in the hell do you manage that? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:37 AM]: I'm waiting? massacre man 666 [11:38 AM]: i stabd therer ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:38 AM]: you stabd there what the fuck is that? ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:39 AM]: c'mon now I ain't got all day jr. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:41 AM]: Today jr. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:41 AM]: I bet you poop your pants. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:43 AM]: did you have to go change your diaper? massacre man 666 [11:43 AM]: yes massacre man 666 [11:43 AM]: stand there * ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:44 AM]: so you stand there and poop your pants huh? massacre man 666 [11:44 AM]: yes its fun hehehehee ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:44 AM]: I bet you stink. ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:45 AM]: do you wash it off with an invisible shower? massacre man 666 [11:45 AM]: no invisiblwe baby wipes ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:46 AM]: well if they are invisible, I bet it just looks like you have poop on your hand when you wipe.ewwww massacre man 666 [11:46 AM]: yes massacre man 666 [11:46 AM]: i normally do anyway ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:46 AM]: you nasty bastard ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: Well I guess I better go, I have some posting to do. massacre man 666 [11:47 AM]: ok jay ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: ok mm ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: don't forget to wipe your poopy ass ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:48 AM]: bye poop boy lol massacre man 666 [11:48 AM]: ill do my best
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08-17-2004, 08:16 AM
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I have created a monster:D
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08-17-2004, 08:54 AM
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the horrors continue
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Luckily No one has my AOL! :)
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08-17-2004, 10:22 AM
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lol thats what you think. ahh ignorance is bliss :D :D ;)
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08-17-2004, 10:35 AM
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Damn you guys are onto me! :p
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08-17-2004, 10:37 AM
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Ha!
I don't even use AIM.
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Bwind22- "Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands."
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08-17-2004, 10:38 AM
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MSN is better than AIM anyhow
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