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Old 05-05-2006, 05:08 AM
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Fun for the children!

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Old 05-05-2006, 03:58 PM
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Wha fuck?
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:56 PM
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it's like every German porn I've ever seen all condensed into one awesome toy for children!
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:08 PM
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Why in the hell did they choose to make the goo white? I can see it now....

Exec 1: How can we make this toy as offensive and weird as possible?
Exec 2: I know! Let's make the ooze resemble semen!
*high fives*
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:40 PM
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Semen-stained high-fives
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Old 05-07-2006, 08:49 AM
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The expressions on the childrens face make it all the more rediculous. Seriously, who let this toy on the market?
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:24 AM
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Only $24.99!

http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?pa...oduct_id=17359

The funny part is they actually call the stuff "bio-ooze"
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:30 AM
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The funny part is they actually call the stuff "bio-ooze"
I call my stuff "bio-ooze" every now and then. :p
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Old 05-07-2006, 11:20 AM
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Old 05-07-2006, 11:41 AM
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