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Fun for the children!
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Wha fuck?
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it's like every German porn I've ever seen all condensed into one awesome toy for children!
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Why in the hell did they choose to make the goo white? I can see it now....
Exec 1: How can we make this toy as offensive and weird as possible? Exec 2: I know! Let's make the ooze resemble semen! *high fives*
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The expressions on the childrens face make it all the more rediculous. Seriously, who let this toy on the market?
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Only $24.99!
http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?pa...oduct_id=17359 The funny part is they actually call the stuff "bio-ooze"
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Great flying spunk BatMan!
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