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06-21-2004, 03:39 AM
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the most horrible way to torture someone with a sausage
make them eat 100,000,000 of them
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06-21-2004, 03:45 AM
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stick bits in every orofice and suffocate them
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06-21-2004, 03:49 AM
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a sausage gun (if there is such thing)
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06-21-2004, 05:24 AM
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Hmmm...Did you happen to see "Me, Myself And Irene" by any chance?
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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06-21-2004, 05:27 AM
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I think I mentioned a sausage in the "best way to decapitate someone" thread. I said to cut off their head with a blunt object like a butterknife or a stick of sausage. I'm going to stick with that. Talk about a SLOOOOWWW death.
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06-21-2004, 05:29 AM
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Freeze one of those huge sticks of baloney, and club someone to death.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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06-21-2004, 06:50 AM
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You know how the come in big long links? Use one as a whip, and beat 'em till they die.
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by
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06-21-2004, 06:54 AM
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   Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of everybody! -Sam Kinison
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06-21-2004, 06:55 AM
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Fix them a hearty breakfast, then when they finish eating, and look around curiously because they were a greedy pig and ate it all, and start wondering where their family is, inform them that they just ate them.
or hmmmmmm nah, I like that method better
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06-21-2004, 07:14 AM
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LOL @ Phnomne...One can ALWAYS find you in a "torture" thread;)
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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