10 Things I Learned From “The Return Of The Living Dead” About Surviving Z-Day

[Shootmenow]

10. Don’t call the Government for help.

9. Don’t barricade yourself in the attic.

8. Hardtops are better than convertibles.

7. Whether a fuckin’ costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple.

6. Don’t smack around old storage drums.

5. Don’t agree to do a favor for someone unless you know EXACTLY what it is first.

4. Sometimes the movies lie.

3. Be VERY careful about answering calls for help, especially if you’re a cop or paramedic.

2. Don’t get naked in cemeteries.

1. Stay the fuck out of the basement. Seriously, there’s nothing good down there.

[Angra]

So you learned something watching a movie. Good for you.

[Arbie]

Originally Posted by Shootmenow

1. Stay the fuck out of the basement. Seriously, there’s nothing good down there.

Haha! You speak the truth! It's something so many horror films have taught us. Yet still the fine folk of super scary land insist on investigating the basement every chance they get! Pfft, when will they ever learn! :p

[Ferox13]

13, Punk Rock Chicks wear Merkins.

[Atraxi]

Originally Posted by Ferox13

13, Punk Rock Chicks wear Merkins.

Hahahaha, easier to change the color and style that way!

[bwind22]

Nice to see a new member making horror related posts. Your list induced a few chuckles for me. Welcome to HDC.

[Ferox13]

Originally Posted by Atraxi

Hahahaha, easier to change the color and style that way!

Good point - a different 'mohawk' for every day...

[murkwood]

x. Don't split up to search for the monster/explore weird noises/do whatever more efficiently...

[Shootmenow]

Thanks, bwind. I've got some other stuff I was thinking of re-posting here, but It's pretty much all zombie related. The whole zombie thing has sort of been run into the ground lately, so I don't know if people are burned out on it.