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05-03-2004, 10:32 PM
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True horror - nasty ass bathroom habits
I was thinking about my TP thread and thought.. its not JUST the tp, its the whole bathroom that pisses me off.
When it's just me using my bathroom its fine, but using public restrooms, or even restrooms of family/friends can be incredbily horrific. im not kidding, i have overactive bladder and ive held it for 12 hours once. SO.. i thought id post some tips on proper bathroom etiquiette. i wonder how many NASTY ASSES are on this forum!!?? 1. lights: Clean up the damn cobwebs off the lights. While ur at it, replace the dead bulbs. 2. hair: The hair section is so big, i have to break it up. A. Combs/Brushes: What is that, a furry animal? NO, its your BRUSH! CLean that shit up..... B. Floor/Wall: Can you believe I've been in bathrooms where theres hair all over the floor AND wall? WTF C. Bathtub/Shower: What is so difficult with washing your hairs down the drain? I dont mind a couple head hairs, but 1 pubic hair will make me puke 3. grime: some fuckin bathtubs have so much grime you could sand your feet on them. Worse, the grime is so thick its eaten through the tile/grout/metal. By some LIMe away for christs sake. 4. Soap: First of all, NO HAIR ON THE DAMN SOAP. I also hate when peopel leave the soap bar all lathered up on the rack and it dries up all bubbly. EWW 5. Razor: why the fuck would anyone use someone else's razor? THATS DISGUSTING 6. Toothbrush/Toothpaste: I hate seeing my toothbrush wet, when i didnt even fuckin use it! And whats with people not putting the cap on the paste? POO water can get in there 7. Bathroom Rug: "You really hurt mom. She doesnt just wipe things away like the bathroom sink, she absorbs everything like the bathroom rug" ~Lisa Simpson 8. Toilet seat: NOTHING on here. I've been to places where there was blood, hair, and piss... ALL ON THE SAME SEAT 9. Toilet bowl: CLEAN THAT SHIT UP! (literally) 10. Mirror: HOly shit, am i getting vitaligo? NO, its just all the damn toothpaste all over the mirror! 11. Dirty Dishes: People washing their dishes in the bathroom. Now i have no problem with that, cept that people wont wash them, they'll just leave them there!! 12. Toilet paper: Underhand underhand UNDERHAND! ANd replace the damn roll if you use it! After all this, I've only scraped the surface..... GOD I HATE RESTROOMS! 
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05-03-2004, 11:21 PM
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If you take a nasty shit you should open the window or spray some perfume or something. Don't just leave it stinking for the next person to die from lack of oxygen.
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05-04-2004, 04:18 AM
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Underhanded? UNDERHANDED!?! you freak....... Just kidding, but that seriously screws me up because i come from an over handed household. I spend five minutes trying to figure out why the fuck the tp wont come off. Good thing i'm always in there myself.
I wont get into details, but if i'm not just taking a piss, no one will enter the bathroom for an hour or so. What can i say, im a big guy. The rest of the list i agree with. I had a freind whose HOUSE was a horror show..... the bathroom was like Leatherface's little deli. Is there anything worse than lifting the toilet seat to abvoid gettinng MORE piss on it, and seeing the underside was stained repeatedkly since the 50's by explosive diarrhea that no one ever cleaned.? oh god.....
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05-04-2004, 06:09 AM
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Wow, you really know your bathroom
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05-05-2004, 10:32 AM
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OMG some more
-bugs: clean the damn bugs off the floor and walls -hands: PLEASE wash your hands! one of my best friends doesnt wash her hands! EWW. And in the dorm I'd follow people into the bathroom and brush my teeth just to check if they washed their hands... and they wouldnt!! YUCK!!!!! horrorfiend - the best method is heat. for me personally, the air fresheners only cover it up. so either use candles or light matches :D "Don't nobody go in the bathroom 35-45 minutes" ~Who said that!!???????
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05-05-2004, 10:57 AM
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It was said by a Ice Cube, and whoever plays his father in Friday & Next Friday...maybe someone else...they re-used pretty much every line.
Fluffho "-hands: PLEASE wash your hands! one of my best friends doesnt wash her hands! EWW. And in the dorm I'd follow people into the bathroom and brush my teeth just to check if they washed their hands... and they wouldnt!!" - You went in after someone took a shit? Get psycho much?? Nasty-ass-ma'fuggin... :confused: :rolleyes: :( :eek: :confused:
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05-05-2004, 11:21 AM
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No. it was a dorm. hence, a big ass bathroom with 5 stalls, 4 sinks and 3 showeres. Id brush my teeth while they were going on potty. Then id listen for the toilet flush (thank god they flushed), then they'd say 'hi' and just up and leave. wouldnt even give a second thought to the sink
heres another one -FLush: whats so difficult with flushing nowadays?
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05-05-2004, 11:29 AM
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You have problems. You want to be a cop right? I hope you work that all out in the mandatory therapy you'll be required to take.
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05-05-2004, 02:34 PM
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You sure wouldn't like the bathroom in my bedroom. The toilet backed up with poo once, so I tried cleaning it out by smearing it on the wall. Then this gnome named Jasper came up through the drain in my bathtub, stole my pipe, then started cleaning the poo out of my toilet. You can see him in the picture. He used to be a pirate, thus the patch over his eye.
Oh, and I had to board up my window because girls always want to see me take a shower. Then I spray painted "I fuk fluff" on it, because it's true. Forgot to mention that Rotting sleeps in my medicine cabinet. Last edited by Evis™; 05-05-2004 at 02:46 PM.
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