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Titles for Movies You Wouldn't Rent
Now these are not titles of real films. They are imaginary. But let's say you walk into a video store and you see something that just says "Don't rent me---ever!" because the title just does not do it for you.
(Hey, you market research people, here's a freebie! Read this thread and get an insight into titles people DON'T want to see!) I'll start off with two titles I definitely would not rent, no matter what I might have heard or read about these films........... "EVIL POODLE" and "McDICK" 
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Shaft of Terror
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I would buy Evil Poodle in a heartbeat.
Titles I probably wouldn't consider: Love fungus Lament of the Bricklayer Billy the Amish Buggy Goes to Florida
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I would never rent THE LOBSTER BOYS' MARINADE DAYS
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Necro-anal bestial buttsex 2: The Felchining
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the big breasted chainsaw hookers
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Good God! These ARE some of the lamest titles I've ever heard! You people are fantastic.
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