Horror.Com Addiction

[bloodrayne]

May all bear witness to what happens to me, when I'm depressed, bored, and have so much shit on my mind that I give way to ANY sort of banality to try to escape it...

Be glad that I have developed a monsterous headache, otherwise this would have gone on forever...

If I didn't mention someone (Great, now a few are coming to mind)...It wasn't because I don't love you;) , it's just that I had to stop before my head explodes...

Anyway...If you guys would help me, by adding some verses, ESPECIALLY including people that I have left out, I would truly appreciate it

AND...Before anyone tells me how lame, irrelevant or just plain stupid this is...I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK...And, I already know that, anyway:rolleyes: ...It served MY purpose at the time...Just as this place does...It was a temporary escape for me...


Horror.Com Addiction

So many of us came here,
Just to take a quick look,
But, soon it became clear,
That we were hopelessly hooked

Some say they're gonna leave,
But we know they'll be right back
It doesn't take them long to see,
That this place is worse than crack

Even the members that we may miss,
Still visit from time to time,
Haunted, Moon, Nine9, DWM, Dirt and Ritualistic,
Some personal favorites of mine

Those who get banned,
Keep coming back, too,
Just look at poor Vamp,
Had to 'Return', didn't you?

The ones who seem to truly dissapear,
Like Avenger, SFF, and others we know,
Are more than likely, still right here,
Lurking in the shadows, because they can't let go

Its what we have here,
that can be found nowhere else,
Like Shanks with his beer,
And Wufong's love of himself

It's Zwoti's great knowledge
of everything foreign,
Discussions of politics,
Religion and porn

We discuss it all here,
Vampires, Monsters and ghosts,
Or things that we fear,
Like Stingy's long posts

Arioch's gender swapping,
And Newb's chicken salad,
Sam always scoffing,
At some dumb thing a n00b did

Vodstock's evident love of Bree's boobs,
And Freddy's obvious psychosis,
Cheeba's experimentation with food,
How quickly we all come to know of this

Phnomne's sadistic instigation,
And DVP's protests of innocence,
The pointless banning investigation,
Why do we even dwell on this?

My own affection for my evil spawn,
MassacreMan, LBM, Wicked Lady,
And Demon Seed, add to the fun,
Even tho people think that we're crazy

It's here that I have my family,
Just as real as any other,
The one's who I keep close to me,
Like Creeper, my only brother

We've even got real relationships,
Lucid Dreams and VisionOfBlood,
YourLastMistake and Gothic Chick,
Our couples that share a true horror love

Evis's teasing,
With all his hot pix,
Few will be leaving,
With enticement like this

HateBreeder's top hat,
Rebel Yell's eyes,
And Angela's cool tats,
Keep Ege's pix thread alive

Jay's goofy pranks,
Help us all to unwind,
And To Bwind, I give thanks,
For often speaking MY mind

Sergio and Rae make me happy,
They are always here for me,
Fuck You, I KNOW that was sappy,
and where in the HELL is Nightbreed?

We already like Voltron,
He takes us back to the 80's,
And Gore tries to mack on,
All of Horror's hot 'ladies'

Senior members, who now seldom post,
Come back now and then to hang out,
Like Orangestar, Malicious Mirth and Dabro,
If you happen to catch them, give a shout

LilMiss drives all our guys crazy,
Yet, she seems unaware of this,
Hellfire, Mayo, and Tachii,
Always tell it, just like it is

Michelle and Feral Cat,
Sometimes visit from Reel,
Friday13thfan and Hap,
Certainly have their appeal

MichaelMyers and NirvanaNole,
Sign in AT LEAST once a week,
Even THEY are here, enough to know,
This forum is NOT for the meek

Bloody Gurl and George are,
Wicked Lady's best friends
Nice to have you back, Centaur,
Make a post now and then ;)

Hey, Filmmaker 2,
Where's Filmmaker 1?
I'm watching you,
Doppelgangers are fun :D

Fluff's constant post whoring,
And AMK's addled brain,
It rarely ever gets boring,
When it does, I ALMOST miss Bane

We've got chicks with dicks,
Dicks with spinal cords,
And Monsterdick pix,
All over the fucking board

We never know what each day will bring us,
If we're lucky, we'll get cool new members,
Urgeok, FairyKorpes, Jello, DracInDallas,
And TaylorsMommy are already remembered

It's difficult to explain this crazy addiction,
But we all have to admit that it's true,
We who have been here, KNOW this affliction,
Horror.Com gets a wicked hold on you

[yourlastmistake]

You forgot my favorite...Bloodrayne.:)

[urgeok]

there once was a goth gal called rayne
who liked guys with long hair - and vain
she would pull out her cam,
and they'd say 'take this one ma'am'
untill along came Urge - being a pain :)


ok that wasnt great but it took me 60 seconds :)

[urgeok]

when up on the roof came a thundering crash !
its another fake vampire who fell on his ass !
he thought he'd come in and give me a bite
but he lost his fake fangs down his throat in the fight.

i'm all dressed in black ! i'm cool and can fly !
so i tossed him out the window and said 'ok, try'
as his face became closer to the hard gravel ground,
i saw he was right - he could fly - straight down !

so let that be a lesson to you wannabe vamps
it works in the movies and similar camps,
but if you come tapping on my window glass,
i'll get down with my Van Helsing, and hand you your ass :)




i think i'll rework 'twas the night before xmas properly for Horror ..
try to get it done in time for the holidays :)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
when up on the roof came a thundering crash !
its another fake vampire who fell on his ass !
he thought he'd come in and give me a bite
but he lost his fake fangs down his throat in the fight.

i'm all dressed in black ! i'm cool and can fly !
so i tossed him out the window and said 'ok, try'
as his face became closer to the hard gravel ground,
i saw he was right - he could fly - straight down !

so let that be a lesson to you wannabe vamps
it works in the movies and similar camps,
but if you come tapping on my window glass,
i'll get down with my Van Helsing, and hand you your ass :)




i think i'll rework 'twas the night before xmas properly for Horror ..
try to get it done in time for the holidays :)

OMG...That's AWESOME...You put me to SHAME...lol

Now, I want more...Keep going...


@YourLastMistake...*kisses* :)

[urgeok]

i dont put you to shame ! hahahaha

why is it that teasing someone is the best catalyst for my non existent creativity ? :)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
Why is it that teasing someone is the best catalyst for my non existent creativity ? :)

Hey..Whatever works, right?...lol...You should add a verse to my poem ;)

[urgeok]

what is there to add :


this says it all !



We've got chicks with dicks,
Dicks with spinal cords,
And Monsterdick pix,
All over the fucking board

[newb]

We have a couple of poets here.

very nice.

[filmmaker2]

All this poetry is sooooooo cute! Awwwww! I tried to write some of my own, but it was awful.