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11-19-2006, 02:42 PM
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Athiests come!
So awhile ago I was offering up to 15$ for your dead bodies. Despite the high amount of "athiests" in the forum nobody seemed to want to take me up on my offer. So... I'm now offering a body trade for the gamblers. If you die before me, you get nothing. I get your body to do whaetver I want with. Mince meat pie, human pinyata, the possibilities are pretty much endless.
I know what some of you are thinking. "I'm 200 pounds!!! that's a fuckin rip off" that's why in addition to my corpse you'll be getting money too, depending on how much you weigh. 149lbs- 0$ 150lbs+ 5$ 200lbs+ 15$ 250+ 20$ I will pay you now, if you go on a diet and lose weight there isn't anything I can do. (I won't be happy though) :mad: Just tell me what graveyard you will be buried in when you die and I'll send the money to you and work out all the other arrangements. :) p.s I will pay more for europeans. free cookie for whoever can guess what I'm really getting at. if you don't like the prices, give me an offer. ;)
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11-19-2006, 02:45 PM
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um you want to figure who the fattest fuck is?
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11-19-2006, 02:47 PM
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haha nope
also: muscley people need not apply, incase I do decide to eat you.
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11-19-2006, 03:03 PM
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Guess I could get $15....I weigh 200 with all of my gear on...
187 without...
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11-19-2006, 03:13 PM
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I can't participate...
I already promised my corpse to Dustin (since, statistically, I should probably die before him), and I already know exactly what he plans to do with it, too. I figure if people can leave their bodies/organs to science, medical schools, organ donor programs, etcetera it should be legal if it's in my will, right? Seriously...We're looking into the legal aspects of this...I can't imagine anyone in my family would object, except for my mother, and she'll most likely be dead before me...I don't think my kids would care what happens to my carcass when I'm gone, it's just less money they'd have to spend on a funeral and everything that goes with it...
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11-19-2006, 03:20 PM
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damn, one less body for my collection. :p
shit something just occurred to me. ok first person who is under 150lbs gets a clean body for body trade, no money. Every person after gets money.
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11-19-2006, 03:23 PM
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I weigh 250 with a lead fucking bodysuit on does that mean i could sell for 20? Are you trying to point out that atheist shouldnt be getting buried? I guess you could get buried in your back yard or something but i dont think most atheists would want to be put in a religious place. Sidenote: My grandmother died friday night so I have to go to a funeral next week. And NO you cant have her body (she was pretty frail and sick towards the end so I guess she was below the asking price anyhoo)
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11-19-2006, 03:27 PM
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that was fast.
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I'll take chocolate chip. the soft chewy kind plz.
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