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Old 09-26-2007, 05:50 PM
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America's Top Model...I missed the second half dammit.
( My other guilty TV viewing besides The Girls Next Door. )
Hey Dante, one of the models has Asperger's.

Why is it that husbands think they can be assholes and not expect consequences?
Why can't wives get away with one really good punch in the head to the love of their lives just once a year?

Cranky babies are really hard on the nerves.

Boloney is different than Bologna, how? It all taste like shit to me.

Gatorade AM is crack liquified.

What the hell is so wrong with you that you have to be a mean bitch and scowl at everyone...yeah, I'm talking about that chick that works at Walmart.
You know the one.



Shit, the baby just woke up....
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:56 PM
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Why can't wives get away with one really good punch in the head to the love of their lives just once a year?

They get alot more than that last time I checked.


As for a guilty tv pleasure, I watch Dancing with the Stars. It's priceless watching the best boxer in the world jumping around like a showgirl.
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:57 PM
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You mean Hilary?
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:02 PM
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Why is it when men get older the hair falls off the head and starts growing out their noses...ears....backs...

why is it when you squint your eyes you see little worm like things

why is it when I fart its disgusting...but when the wife does it its cute

why did one little piggy have roast beef and one had none....couldn't the little fucker share?
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:03 PM
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As for a guilty tv pleasure, I watch Dancing with the Stars. It's priceless watching the best boxer in the world jumping around like a showgirl.
I just lost a wee bit of respect for you , my friend.
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:10 PM
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Why is it when men get older the hair falls off the head and starts growing out their noses...ears....backs...
Only 50% of the male populace is subject to male pattern baldness. At 52 I have as much hair as I did when I was 15- and I'll wager it's more than most females around here have. I can't remember the last time I had a haircut.....
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:11 PM
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Only 50% of the male populace is subject to male pattern baldness. At 52 I have as much hair as I did when I was 15- and I'll wager it's more than most females around here have. I can't remember the last time I had a haircut.....
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:12 PM
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I just lost a wee bit of respect for you , my friend.

Come on, it's Floyd Mayweather Jr. The undefeated, undisputed, pound for pound best boxer in the world and he's hopping around like an idiot. You gotta give me some slack based on that.
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:13 PM
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Come on, it's Floyd Mayweather Jr. The undefeated, undisputed, pound for pound best boxer in the world and he's hopping around like an idiot. You gotta give me some slack based on that.
Ok....if thats the only reason you're watching.
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