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Old 05-16-2007, 03:50 PM
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.My friend in Baltimore,her neighbor,he picked up some hookers....then they went back to his place.Then they got into it.Then one of them hit him over the head with a lamp,got their shoes back on.And ran away with his money and his car.....



Can you say...............................









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Old 05-16-2007, 04:14 PM
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thats why you always do it in the alley or in the car, never let a hooker know where you live.
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:53 PM
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.My friend in Baltimore,her neighbor,he picked up some hookers....then they went back to his place.Then they got into it.Then one of them hit him over the head with a lamp,got their shoes back on.And ran away with his money and his car.....



Can you say...............................









OWNED!
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:26 PM
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Sucker! try claiming that on insurance.... hu ha
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:31 PM
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That's why I take the hooker to my friends house then kill that bitch when I am done.

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Old 05-16-2007, 05:35 PM
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That's why I take the hooker to my friends house then kill that bitch when I am done.

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Yeah,my grandmas cousin got stabbed by one of em'.
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:32 AM
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Hahaha, Nice!
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:49 AM
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Actually, he will still get insurance for the car being stolen. Same thing happened to my brother. Why a hooker would get in a pinto is beyond me
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:14 PM
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Yeah, Baltimore's fun like that.
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Old 05-17-2007, 04:08 PM
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Those hookers might have saved his life by just robbing him. They probably had bugs that would eat a condom for breakfast.
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