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Old 12-11-2006, 01:12 PM
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Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

* 1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at
the Froggy - I want some chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,




Which one is YOURS?

Seri's is #5

Alex's is #7

I think mine may be #9 :D
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:20 PM
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You know what? For once in my life, I can pass this up.:)
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:34 PM
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mine's probably #6..... but how can it be paranoia when they're really out to get you? :D :D
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:45 PM
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a bit fat number 10!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:55 PM
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#5 (number five) for me.

gotta go scrub now
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Old 12-11-2006, 02:16 PM
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none ...

not even close
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Old 12-11-2006, 02:37 PM
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That is some funny stuff!
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Old 12-11-2006, 03:41 PM
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they're really funny.....the other great carols ive heard are

"regie the red faced crack head, crack head, smoke and he roll his dice, roll his dice, and if you ever jack him, jack him, you'd think his stuff was nice, very nice, all of the other crack heads, crack heads, used to twitch in misery, misery, regie the red face crack head, crack hea, you'll go down in crack rock history, history, history, history....crack rock history!"


that or


"silent night, silent! holy night, holy! we be robbin all the while, all the while! robbing, jackin, droppin all night, all night! pimpin, rollin, keepin it tight, keep it tight! pimps up, ho's down....pimps up ...ho's down"
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Old 12-12-2006, 03:29 AM
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Old 12-12-2006, 04:26 AM
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I like that santa clause song by Kevin Bloudy Wilson, how's it go,

Santa clause you cunt, where's me fucking bike, I looked through all this other shit and theres nothing that I like, ........

But out of your list Rayne I am a no. 10.
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