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Vods 2005 Christmas Porn Story - A New Beginning :
Just too good to lose again.
this was started by vod last year and quickly abandoned. any new writers want to continue the story ? Originally posted by Vodstok ok, you all know how these things go. one person starts the story, then someone els epicks it up, then the next and so on. here we go The snow was falling heavily. Mrs claus stared out the window. Somewhere, santa was out crawlign down chimmenys. It had been months since he had gone down her chimmeny. Gabriel, a loyal elf, happened by. "Lady Claus, you seem sad. Is thereanything i can do to help." he shook his head, tossing his mulletted locks. "Not unless you knwo how to sweep chimmenys, Gabe" she said, dejected. gabriel undid his belt. "I can sweep chimmneys, ma'am. I can even give you some egg nog if you want." Gabe stared longingly at mrs claus. He had a fetish for large, older women. Mrs claus gave him a coy look. "Have you been a good boy this year? You must have been. Thats a big candy cane you have there...." Urgeok's Continuation 'Well Mrs. C' replied the obviously well endowed elf, 'you know what they say about candy canes - the longer you lick them, the tasier they get" With that Mrs Claus could no longer contain her insatiable lust and began frantically tearing at the wee mans zipper. 'Woah there Mrs C, you're going to give the bald fireman whiplash, you dont want to end up with a lawsuit on your hands' 'I'm not concerned with what's on my hands, its what's IN my hands that's got my attention' replied the randy old cuckolder. And with that she took the elf's red, angry member into her sweaty paws and started pumping him like a milkmaid the day before Easter. She took the time to hike her voluminous shirts over her ample rosy buttocks with one freed up hand. After picking a few stray curly elf hairs off of gabriels throbbing shaft she began to gobble his beckoning manhood like it was the first food she had since last xmas. Little did she realize, in the frenzy of her passion that Donner had crept silently into the room, one hoof stroking his growing interest, and both eyes on Mrs Claus's sideways rear smile, bobbing up and down, calling to him the way a bun demands the satisfaction of harbouring a spicy sausage........ next ? Last edited by urgeok; 11-23-2006 at 06:48 AM. |
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HAHA! i forgot about this... Your addition is so much better than my start :D
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![]() hee hee hee |
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i deliberately left that goddamn fish picture out |
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Quote:
i was probably just exposed to better quality filth than you growing up :) |
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Why I am under the impression that a certain Renob will soon be flooding this thread?
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Donner's interest was growing frantically. His soft slug suddenly became a tree branch. It bang on the floor.
"Mrs. C, forget him, he can't do anything" said Gabriel. But she didnt stop. "you're a great kid gabe but this isn't enough. We've had some laughs but you're too easy. "What are you saying, you wanna end this?! But it just began." He said. " I never said i would end it, just...add to it." She replied licking her lips. She dragged Gabriel across the floor with a lustful look on her face, slowly creeping towards Donner while Gabriel saw his mail box get slowly ripped from the grass... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Most of this is actually from something me and my sick mates did at school. The thing that disturbed me most when writing it was...my name is Gabriel. __________________
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Then Santa stepped through the door. "Well, you old whore, I didn't want to believe it. Yukon Cornelius came to me and admitted he and the Abominable Snowman three-wayed you last week, but I had to see for myself." Mrs. Claus has hidden herself in the corner of the room and is trying to pull her dress down while Donner and the elf are scrambling out the window.
"Fuck you, Santa!" she screams. "If you were taking care of business at home, I wouldn't have had to go elsewhere! You think I don't know about you and that CUNT Britney Spears???" "That's not fucking fair" said Santa. "You know how rough she's had it since K-Fed left her and went triple platinum. And you might as well know the triplets are MINE." "You cocksucker!" screams Mrs. Claus. "I'm gonna kill you!" Mrs. Claus brings a pair of nunchauks from her sash, while Santa grabs the kitana over the fireplace. "Come get it, you dirty bitch" says Santa. " I got something for your ass." Mrs. Claus lunges for Santa in a blur of motion, but Santa parries the blow and slices her arm off. Blood spews everywhere in a fan, and Mrs. Claus goes down. Santa stands over her. "Welcome to the food chain, bitch." Methodically he begins hacking her into bite size pieces. Donner and Gabe are gonna eat every bite.
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The easter bunny walks in in his pink dressing gown.
"Now guyth, im gonna have an ott shopping spree in the morning, you don't have any nithe handbagth?" he says. Then he stops. Theres something about this gruesome sight which turns him on. He looks at father christmas and pulls down his thong. "ho ho whore had it coming!" he said. Then he noticed the shining white light. "and you thought your sack ful of suprises was big!" said the bunny. They came together and using their magic brought in an elf. They stabbed it and had a threesome with the dead body doing all the games they a,lways wanted. Suddenly, Jack frost bursts in wearing his edible underwear./ "I'm ready for my sack massage sant-" He stops dead in his tracks not knowing what to do...
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evin in a pure sex story .. americans cant be content unless there's bloodshed and violence.
ah well Vod .. i tried ::confused: |
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