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Christmas porn story
ok, you all know how these things go. one person starts the story, then someone els epicks it up, then the next and so on.
here we go The snow was falling heavily. Mrs claus stared out the window. Somewhere, santa was out crawlign down chimmenys. It had been months since he had gone down her chimmeny. Gabriel, a loyal elf, happened by. "Lady Claus, you seem sad. Is thereanything i can do to help." he shook his head, tossing his mulletted locks. "Not unless you knwo how to sweep chimmenys, Gabe" she said, dejected. gabriel undid his belt. "I can sweep chimmneys, ma'am. I can even give you some egg nog if you want." Gabe stared longingly at mrs claus. He had a fetish for large, older women. Mrs claus gave him a coy look. "Have you been a good boy this year? You must have been. Thats a big candy cane you have there...."
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Why does this suddenly seem like a bad idea? :D
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Re: Christmas porn story
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'Well Mrs. C' replied the obviously well endowed elf, 'you know what they say about candy canes - the longer you lick them, the tasier they get" With that Mrs Claus could no longer contain her insatiable lust and began frantically tearing at the wee mans zipper. 'Woah there Mrs C, you're going to give the bald fireman whiplash, you dont want to end up with a lawsuit on your hands' 'I'm not concerned with what's on my hands, its what's IN my hands that's got my attention' replied the randy old cuckolder. And with that she took the elf's red, angry member into her sweaty paws and started pumping him like a milkmaid the day before Easter. She took the time to hike her voluminous shirts over her ample rosy buttocks with one freed up hand. After picking a few stray curly elf hairs off of gabriels throbbing shaft she began to gobble his beckoning manhood like it was the first food she had since last xmas. Little did she realize, in the frenzy of her passion that Donner had crept silently into the room, one hoof stroking his growing interest, and both eyes on Mrs Claus's sideways rear smile, bobbing up and down, calling to him the way a bun demands the satisfaction of harbouring a spicy sausage........ Last edited by urgeok; 12-23-2004 at 11:54 AM. |
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Re: Re: Christmas porn story
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You skipped a post. The creepyfish was my part of the story. GET IT RIGHT!!!
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i thought it was like a Station Break or something .. And now a word from our sponser. Makers of big ugly fish everywhere .. Captain Grossfish's catch-o-the day. and now, back to our regularly scheduled porn. |
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no, it's part of the story. Since it got skipped before, I'll re-enter my part of the story (which is the least-warped thing I can add)
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hahaha !! look at this old thread !
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