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10-24-2006, 10:13 PM
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The Halloween Hoochies!
And if you are reading this on a cold night, with a chilly breeze coming in through the window, this may even...make sense!
It's the Halloween Hoochies! That weird feeling of giddiness and nervousness that overtakes a person as the special holiday of Halloween gets nearer and nearer! Bars of soap are bought up from store shelves by the dozens...you notice a weird proliferation of Christmas items, way too soon, at high-quality, hoity-toity stores like Wal-Mart and Pic-n-Sav. People can't wait to get into their Halloween candy and start dipping into the barrel...hey, where did all the Snickers bars go??!?!?! Where indeed. It's the Halloween Hoochies, I tell you! Driving all the horror fans crazy, they are putting on DVDs in rapid succession and burning out their DVD players. You go to the store and all the good movies are rented or bought...what will you watch?? Time to pull out that box of crispy-clean Hammer films you keep under the floorboards, that box you can hear thrumming with faint rhythmic vibrations on very quiet evenings when even the crickets are too nervous to speak... It's the Halloween Hoochies! The hoochie hoochie poochies! Hoochie poochie hoochie poochie!!
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Well that explains a lot....I thought it was too much caffeine.:p
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I thought this thread was gonna be about girls in slutty Halloween costumes! (Which is always one of my favorite parts of the holiday!) Instead it's just about urge's yearly Halloween boner, of which I have little to no interest at all. I feel ripped off by this thread.
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I didn't say I had no interest... Just little-to-no interest. I'd much rather talk about the slutty costumes the ladies rock every year.
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10-25-2006, 06:05 AM
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since i'm older i actually dont like halloween that much ..
i enjoy my kids enjoyment (his entheusiasm, taking him aout on his rounds) but if its my turn to give out candy - i dont enjoy that. most kids are too old, dont dress up, and dont say thanks.. i hate hovering around the front door for 3 hours of that. i will say though that i get a lot of compliments from the kids from my pumpkin carving ... i dont use stencils - i just make some goofy origional faces and the kids always like them ..
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10-25-2006, 06:15 AM
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:D roflmao
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10-25-2006, 06:21 AM
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You should be proud, urge. Your boner is making news!! :cool:
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