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Old 12-19-2003, 05:18 PM
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Someones knocking at the door.

Sitting in my house, knock at the door, its dark here about 8pm. I live on a country road in the middle of nowhere. My nearest neighbor is over a mile away. Anyways there is a knock at my door and my wife tells me to go see who it is. Of course our porch lites dont illuminate well. I go outside w/ my 45 in my pocket and a large flashlite (maglite the kind cops carry) and this girl is standing on my porch, I can see her before she can see me, so my first thought is WTF? is this all about? My next thought was to scare the HELL out of her (should have brought my knife see my gallery if you dont know what I am talking about) I started laughing at the thought and of course she hears me and then sees me, I think the laughing scared her but it wasnt my intention. Turns out she ran out of gas and its about 5 miles to town, I didnt have any gas to give her but I let her use my phone. What do you guys think should I have scared the crap out of her?? My girl said it might have been funny to me but not to her and the sherriff she would bring back later. Still it would have been fun.
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Old 12-19-2003, 05:26 PM
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lol ya you should have scared her. That would have been funny, but she really would have been fucked if you had as she would have been walkin for a while
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Old 12-19-2003, 06:25 PM
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lol ya you should have scared her. That would have been funny, but she really would have been fucked if you had as she would have been walkin for a while
Man I so wanted 2, I could see her running back down the street to her car screaming. I think she heard me laughing and that scared her, cos she looked nervous when I was letting her use the phone. I was thinking, this is how horror movies start AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.

I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.

I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.

The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.

Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.

Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.

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Old 12-19-2003, 06:27 PM
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You should've shot her. That'd be WAY funnier than scaring her.
"Boo!"
"AAAAAHHH!"

or

"Hello?"
BANG!
"Oh, God, I'm dead!"
"Haha, vengence is mine, bitch!"

which one sounds like more fun?
Oh man I just thought how funny it would have been if I went out to the barn to get the gas can and then came runningg back at her w/ the chainsaw. GET THAT BITCH LEATHERFACE-DOGS WILL HUNT
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The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.

Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.

Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.

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Old 12-19-2003, 08:04 PM
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those are some nice looking blades creeper, you know how to use em?
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Old 12-19-2003, 08:10 PM
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GOD I am never knocking on any of you guy's doors, i'll sprout wings out my ass and fly to town!! :eek: :eek:
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Old 12-19-2003, 08:22 PM
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Are you trying to fuck with me?
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Old 12-19-2003, 08:26 PM
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watch the fucking language, please! Why does everybody think I'm trying to have sex with them?! I have very specific tastes, and you fit none of them.
I guess that would be because i am still breathing.
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Old 12-19-2003, 08:36 PM
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Ouch!! Did i hit to close to home??
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Old 12-20-2003, 04:51 AM
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those are some nice looking blades creeper, you know how to use em?
Yea I could use them although I prefer something a little more concealable, stealth being the key. Knives are quiet. What I really want is a nice 2 handed broad sword, and perhaps a battle axe, like you have in your avatar ( that is an axe isnt it?)

Firearms are cool but there is nothing like true battle with swords, knives, axes, bow and arrow, the sound of clanging armor, man I love that shit. My fav. movies, Braveheart, Gladiator, and Excalibur.
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3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.

I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.

I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.

The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.

Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.

Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.

The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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