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Someones knocking at the door.
Sitting in my house, knock at the door, its dark here about 8pm. I live on a country road in the middle of nowhere. My nearest neighbor is over a mile away. Anyways there is a knock at my door and my wife tells me to go see who it is. Of course our porch lites dont illuminate well. I go outside w/ my 45 in my pocket and a large flashlite (maglite the kind cops carry) and this girl is standing on my porch, I can see her before she can see me, so my first thought is WTF? is this all about? My next thought was to scare the HELL out of her (should have brought my knife see my gallery if you dont know what I am talking about) I started laughing at the thought and of course she hears me and then sees me, I think the laughing scared her but it wasnt my intention. Turns out she ran out of gas and its about 5 miles to town, I didnt have any gas to give her but I let her use my phone. What do you guys think should I have scared the crap out of her?? My girl said it might have been funny to me but not to her and the sherriff she would bring back later. Still it would have been fun.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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lol ya you should have scared her. That would have been funny, but she really would have been fucked if you had as she would have been walkin for a while
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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those are some nice looking blades creeper, you know how to use em?
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GOD I am never knocking on any of you guy's doors, i'll sprout wings out my ass and fly to town!! :eek: :eek:
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Are you trying to fuck with me?
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Ouch!! Did i hit to close to home??
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Firearms are cool but there is nothing like true battle with swords, knives, axes, bow and arrow, the sound of clanging armor, man I love that shit. My fav. movies, Braveheart, Gladiator, and Excalibur.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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