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09-01-2006, 05:26 AM
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it hit me juuuuust right...
This is a place for lines and situations that hit you just right and made you laugh so hard, it hurt. It can be non-pc, so be careful if you are sensitive, things will probably get pretty bad.
Dont be emarrased. this is for things lik eimagining your grandma bouncing off a car and laughing at it, at her funeral. that kind of thig. This made me sick. ever have that kind of laugh where you arent really laughing, your chest is just so tight you cant breathe you tear up, and nothing comes out, and you just sit there? Yesterday on Opie and Anthony, they were talking about the world's smallest person. it's a 14 year old Thai boy who is currently 20 inches tall. Jim Norton (Who is quickly becoming my new god...) said this: "I want to hit it. i just want to punch it in it's little torso, then stick him in the back of my closet and yell at it through a hole in the door." I dotn know why, but i lterally almost went off the road and felt sick for about 15 minutes after that. Anyone familiar with his delivery knows why that was so funny...
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09-01-2006, 05:35 AM
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Pretty much. I lhave been listening to O & A for about a month now and have been routinely horrified at the shit i have laughed at.
I dont think making fun of people with disabilities is funny at all, but.... i think sometimes its not what happens or is said, its that it happened or was said. I wanted to see the ringer because, to be honest, it looked godamn funny. Making fun of "retards' isnt cool, but making fun of a guy pretending to be retarded? Hilarious. i think the worst ones i laughed at so far were a deaf reporter doing a piece on kids with downs syndrom.... sealed my fate. im going to burn for that one. there was also Jim Norton making fun of a listener who got pissed they were joking about baby sea turtles. so he said he wanted to dance on baby turtles with combat boots whilethe guy cried "tee-hee! *Stomp* 'Waaaa!' Tee-hee! *stomp stomp* Waaaa!" Again, i almsot cried at that one...
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09-01-2006, 08:56 AM
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I saw a report about it on the news...I personally didnt have to hear anything to laugh, I just looked at the little fuckin' doll-body and that set me up well enough.
I admit, I at least feel like I should feel slightly bad about it, but hey...jesus, as if the little fucker didn't think he could make people laugh ENOUGH he started bustin' out karate moves? Y'all see that?? ha...funny shit. I feel I got the right to a hearty non-pc laugh at his expense.
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09-01-2006, 08:59 AM
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hey, at least you werent laughing at someone saying they weanted to hit him and stuff him in a closet.
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09-01-2006, 08:59 AM
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I have an uncle, he's a good enough guy, but he's a bit of a racist. So we'll get all kinds of drunk, and I'll start telling him Jesus was a jew. For some reason, he gets really mad and starts swearing. Apparently, he thinks ol' Joshua bar Jospeh was German, blonde haired & blue eyed. Cracks my shit up.
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09-01-2006, 09:14 AM
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I seriously thought this was a thread about getting hit in the balls.
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09-01-2006, 09:20 AM
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I just watched a comedy set from Jim Norton over on youtube. he said he asked a gay freind to tell him what he thought of his new couch. he said they guy is really loud and rubbe dhis hand on the couch and said "It's really rough!' He said "I guess we have different priorities when purchasing couches since i dont have to worry about getting my face smooshed into it." LOL!
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