Can someone please prevent The Covenan† from coming out?

[The STE]

the "Sexy teenage witch/goth" aftereffects from The Craft have finally wound down, and now we've got this one coming out. At this rate, Hot Topic will NEVER go out of business...

[Miss Olivia]

Hot Topic is the goth Wal-Mart.

[The STE]

Only it's priced towards the spoiled rich kids market so all the white trash kids have to save up their Jack N The Box money to shop there

[Miss Olivia]

To buy Nightmare Before Christmas underwear.

[The STE]

and their mass-marketed shirts that proclaim how much of an individual they are.

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same"
No, I laugh at you because you payed $30 for that shirt, just like the 15 other people I've seen wearing it today you fucking emo/goth sheep.

[Miss Olivia]

I'm not conforming to your ideal society. I'm gonna rebel and only wear black clothing that represents Tim Burton films. I'm such a nonconformist that the only place I'll shop is Hot Topic, where all nonconformists like me shop. We are such rebels. Take your conformist khakis and bug off, because we only wear black clothing with chains from Hot Topic. ALL of us.
Conformists SUCK!!! (sticks dick back in mouth)

[The STE]

to be fair, I wear all black, mostly because I got in the habit while going to a predominantly black midwestern high school where wearing all black and being a quiet white kid perpetuated the stereotype that I would one day bring an AK-47 and shoot up the school. I was left alone for the most part.
Besides, Johnny Cash wore black. But I guess Johnny Cash is a conformist, too.

[Vodstok]

I wore lots of black in high school and prettymuch until i met my wife because it was comfortable (you tend to get ignored) and it is virtually stain proof.

except for yellow mustard... That shit can stain BLACK

[urgeok]

as no one will have a gun to my head to see this, and i dont hang with teenage goth wannabes .. they can release this and 15 sequels for all i care.

[Miss Olivia]

I wore black, but it NEVER had anything to do with Tim Burton.
It's the attitude of the wearer that instigates scorn.
You could walk around naked smeared with shit, and if you have the "I'm better than you because I smear myself with shit" attitude, either you'll get a huge group of conforming nonconformist shit smearers going, or the other shit smearers will see you as a pompous dingleberry and scorn you.