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08-31-2006, 07:11 AM
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Wicker Man ****SPOILER****
From AICN:
****SPOILER**** "The last two minutes of this film are the worst two minutes I have seen of any film this year, quite possibly this century. What LaBute does is absolutely, positively infuriating to anyone who has seen the original. He just bends it over and rapes it while screaming out, "Who's your daddy?!" Apparently, modernizing a film means adding an insulting semi-twist ending that nearly negates everything you've seen before it." I'm very sad:(
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08-31-2006, 07:21 AM
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Re: Wicker Man ****SPOILER****
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THE BASTARD !!!
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08-31-2006, 08:06 AM
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Where's the spolier? I wanna be spoiled!
...there's a rape scene?:D
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I think Im going to see the new one this weekend...looks like crap, but Im intrigured to see how they handle it.
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08-31-2006, 09:28 AM
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I didnt quite get why they were bothering to make a remake to a movie where the whole point was the twist at the end. At least Tim Burton had a creative new twist in Planet of the Apes.
I can imagine them trying to remake The usual Suspects in 10 years. Dave Kujon ends up being Kaiser Soze... or something retarded like that.
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the twist won't be Verbal Kent being Keyser Soze, but that Keyser Soze is Verbal Kent
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09-03-2006, 12:07 AM
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It was shite wasnt it?
I thought so too :) I hate remakes
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Agreed with "AICN", whatever that is...
*Spoilers* I like how the didnt completly cop out and let Cage survive, and that part was easily the highlight of this otherwise horrible movie. The "6 Months Later" scene was, as ACIN said, "positively infuriating". Made NO scence at all. Drove the movie even farther into the mud then it already was.
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My mom said it was excellent :(
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