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Old 08-15-2006, 09:04 AM
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Uwe Boll.. He's THE MAN!

http://www.bollfans.com/us/index.htm


his official site. in case anyone had ever missed it. He is so misunderstood...
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:08 AM
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Uwe Boll's comment on the IMDb:

"...guys writing all the Internet bullshit about me and sitting in their houses where mommy pays for everything."

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Old 08-15-2006, 09:16 AM
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Uwe Boll's comment on the IMDb:

"...guys writing all the Internet bullshit about me and sitting in their houses where mommy pays for everything."

Lol :)


read the comments on the center column of his homepage. i knwo english isnt his first language, but this forum has people in the same boat who dont have phds that can at least string together a coherent though in english...
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:33 AM
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Judging by the title of the thread, I was ready to shoot someone. :p
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:45 AM
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Call me crazy, but I have a hunch Postal will be the best videogame based movie made so far. I guess it helps that videogame based movies are generally very bad and even the best ones aren't that good.

I think Uwe Boll is just in the wrong genre, I hope this movie is a big success so that:

a) he realizes he's just no good at horror and continues with action movies

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b) he can stop crying himself to sleep at night after he reads the imdb boards. I feel bad for him now :(

Come on, Uwe. You can do it, make a watchable movie.
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:47 AM
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cinematic genius. . .












in getting people to fund his crappy ass films while John Carpenter has to sit around playing video games all day - pity
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"How can the President of the United States maybe think that DARWIN is bullshit but ADAM and EVE were actual made by GOD? How can they teach that in some states in USA - this is an insult to everybody who actual has an IQ over 100."

-Ewe Boll


Hehe. IQ over 100? Does he have such an IQ?
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:26 PM
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no way hes making a movie aout of postal?
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Old 08-15-2006, 02:13 PM
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fucking ewe bollsack.
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Old 08-15-2006, 04:27 PM
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he is so good at being bad. bad movies sometimes are fun .his movies are very bad but very fun. he should do the halo movie next.
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