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Man Sledgehammers Grenade, Dies in Blast
A man was killed in a workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer.
The workshop was destroyed and several cars parked outside caught fire. Another man who was in the shop was taken to a hospital with severe burns, an officer said. Police found several unexploded army-issue rocket-propelled grenades in the workshop. They believe the ammunition had been brought there by scavengers wanting to sell it as scrap metal. ------------------------------ Some people most certainly get what they deserve.
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08-09-2006, 08:24 PM
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Re: Man Sledgehammers Grenade, Dies in Blast
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''Hmm, an extremely dangerous explosive device which detonates upon impact. I think I'll bash it with a sledgehammer.''
Maybe not exactly like that but at some point, in one way or another that's what went through his head. Everytime you think you've seen the ceiling of stupid a new contender emerges.
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look at yourself - you're a f*cking mess, and yet you're saying nothing happened? - nothing happened??? yes, i know so much is so ordinary, so coarse, and so vulgar. but survival is simply not enough. nowhere near. what's the point of surviving? survive what? don't you realize you're going to die? f*ck your missions, your crusade. i demand and expect quality. right now, once and for all. quality time.
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I feel a darwin award coming...
If he hadnt done this, he would have done it testing to see if a handgun was loaded by looking down the barrel and clicking the trigger.
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