My Story of the Day

[Posher778]

Ow.

My grandma bears down too hard on our stairwell railing in the front of our our, and it's a wrap around staircase. This morning my knee hurt so i used the railing and it fell off. The giant piece of wood slid at least 50 feet and smashed through the hard wood floor and went all the way through into the basement. Meanwhile... I fell ALL the way down the stairs (20 stairs), and landed on my feet.... un hurt. My grandma freaked out and left the house because she's ignorant.


Just thought i'd share that i'm lucky like a cat for landing on my feet.

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Posher778
This morning my knee hurt ................................. landed on my feet.... un hurt.

What you have here is a healing staircase. Contact your local church or some evangelical preacher and start charging people to cure their ailments by throwing themselves down your stairs.

All together now..................I....HAVE....THE POWER!

[filmmaker2]

That is a very inspirational early in the morning sort of story.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Posher778
Ow.

My grandma bears down too hard on our stairwell railing in the front of our our, and it's a wrap around staircase. This morning my knee hurt so i used the railing and it fell off. The giant piece of wood slid at least 50 feet and smashed through the hard wood floor and went all the way through into the basement. Meanwhile... I fell ALL the way down the stairs (20 stairs), and landed on my feet.... un hurt. My grandma freaked out and left the house because she's ignorant.


Just thought i'd share that i'm lucky like a cat for landing on my feet.

you must have fallen like the detective (arbogast) in Psycho) who falls all the way (backward) down the Bates stairwell but never actually falls down (well, until the transvestite with the butcher knife jumps on him) - - - so, the moral of the story is, horror films create good reflexes.

[Miss Olivia]

Well, at least now you know how to get rid of Gramma...

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Well, at least now you know how to get rid of Gramma...

lmao.

[stubbornforgey]

Yeah,,but most grandmas are as evil as cats..and very cunning..
how do you think they get to live that
long??