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Old 05-03-2006, 05:14 PM
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May is National Masturbation Month.
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:17 PM
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:18 PM
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You know... i'm pretty sure it isn't national.
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:18 PM
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Masterbating monkeys.....kinda redundant.
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:21 PM
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You know... i'm pretty sure it isn't national.
Since I didn't need a holiday before this is good enough for me ;)

too bad it wasn't a federal holiday..I could get paid double time for it.
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:26 PM
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Weeeeell now us singletons have something to do every night this month instead of eating ice cream and reading stupid Dan Brown novels.
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:30 PM
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Weeeeell now us singletons have something to do every night this month instead of eating ice cream and reading stupid Dan Brown novels.
Yeah....because us marriedtons get laid whenever we want.:rolleyes:
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:40 PM
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Oh? You mean there are times when Madame Newb has not fallen for your wiley wiles?
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:03 PM
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Re: Go play with yourselves

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May is National Masturbation Month.
Sweet! Now I get a month that honors my habital hobby. Now, off I go to the store to get some Playboy mags. :D
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:08 PM
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OKAY,That's funny.I'm single.I want a woman to do it....so i dont have too.:)
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