if you would kill someone, how would you do it

[mudsliptones]

what weapon would you use and stuff?

I guess I would just slash them open with a scythe, I love the thing

or a samourai sword, that's cool to

nice slice on the neck, funtimes over

if it would be someone I would really hate I would first play with him/her
slowly slashing the person up, the leggs, arms

aaah sorry, to many horrormovies and storys

[carriekinz]

** I had to come back and add this...I WOULD NOT EVER KILL ANYONE. Just to be clear. This is just a horror-related topic...not a plan. (I read through what other's had been writing about how this thread isn't appropriate because of recent events and thought I better make it known that I am not going to kill anyone...never have, never had the inclination to do so.) **

Excellent question! I wonder if it hasn't been asked before because people think others will think they're nuts? LOL

Me...I would certainly stab. Yup, big knife...grabbed from the kitchen supposing I heard a strange noise at the window, like someone breaking in...then I'd creep around the corner and--WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE (that, BTW, was supposed to sound like the scary shower music from Pyscho:rolleyes: ...but didn't really sound that way, did it!). I hear that stabbing can be pretty messy but I have two big dogs and a cat and they would love to clean up any mess that might happen;) ...and if any of you have heard of the BARF pet diet, well, it's "bones and raw food"...I won't have to buy meat for a little while then! Works out great for everyone. I get rid of an intruder and feed my dogs for a week! Whoo-hoo!:D (I am very protective of myself and my home...an intruder would NOT be getting out alive or at the very least without some major life-threatening injuries.) Mind you, in reality it would probably happen this way:

I hear a strange noise, my dogs are going bonkers, and the intruder runs off. By the time the police arrive he's gone and all that's left is foot prints in the flower bed...isn't that always the way. No raw meat for the dogs...no satisfaction for my homicidal tendencies...just kidding. I'm totally normal.;)

[downside]

Agreed. Nice horrific question.

Personally, I always wanted to see how an axe cuts into someone. Unlike a blade that can slice threw skin, and axe only cuts if it has something to pin the flesh against too. So I wonder what swinging it at a wandering person would do. It'd hurt like hell, but I'm not completely convinced it would cut through. Even if it did cut through, it certainly wouldn't be clean.

But if I had some time, I'd like to see a person submerged in bleach from the neck down and slowly dissolved. That might be the scientist in me, but again, I'm just curious as to what would happen.

[Onikitty]

I would go Bang Bang muthafucka!

Quick and simple

This is probably a little more melodramatic than necessary. I would kidnap a large sum of people... likely transients and homeless, and divide them in two groups on my large estate. I would have them war between one another using paint guns... while I watched from a distance on video cameras. Then I would collect the losing side, remove their clothes & all body hair & bleach their skin. I would then have the winning team execute them... once again, with me at a safe distance.

I would continue this set up until I had a winner... this person I would ask to join me in my devilish quest for power and prestige.

Muhahahahahah!!!!

or I would do what I just do now and write them into a short story as something quite awful. Tis the easiest way to get vengeance, be sure of that!

[Dark_Deacon]

I am farely big guy and would most like to do it in a fair battle mono e mono. hand to hand and using any resources available.
I would begin methodically on different body parts, perhaps targeting one to soften for a submission. I would most likeley go for their base and break their legs. Next after they are weakened I would pound their face in for a while. then after they were imobilized I would do "unnecesary surgery" perhaps expieriments to find more weaknesses in the human body(as we all know there are so many.).

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Onikitty
I would go Bang Bang muthafucka!

Quick and simple

Ah the old double tap 2 the chest quick and easy, if it was someone I truly disliked, torture, long and hard very painful. Would give em an IV just to keep em alive. Duct tape to a chair, barefoot, go to work on the piggies w/a 10lb sledge. After the toes look like hamburger. I think will stick a knife thru the foot to a tree or something slowly peel the skin off the leg like a banana and then cauterize the wound w/ a torch. Gunshot to the kneecap, depending on male or female subject we remove the genatailia, then we can eviscerate the subject. Wrap the large intestine around a stick thats laying around. Break each rib individually. Fingers spread out on a table walk a nice kitchen knife across them. Straighten the arm outand then kick the elbow braking that. Finally put the subjects head in a vise and twist it a little more everyday until the eyeballs pop out of the head. And if they are still alive after all that, feed them to a flock of hungry vultures. Hey you asked.


Nah fuck all that, just shoot em in the head be done with it already.

.50 Cal Action Express from short range.

Yes, it probably WOULD break my wrist, but it would be worth it.

Or I could post on the boards with a threat to kill them.........nah ;)

mother of FUCK

Sorry, not used to the button layout on this forum.

Mods: please move to Ways to kill someone.

Please!

[MichaelMyers]

Let's ask FreddyFan.