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02-26-2006, 09:28 AM
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Severed Penis Cooked In Convenience Store Microwave
Severed Penis Found In Convenience Store Microwave
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - A clerk at a GetGo station made a horrifying discovery last night after a man walked into the minimart and asked her to heat something wrapped in a paper towel in the store's microwave. When the item in the microwave gave off an unusual odor, the clerk opened the over door, unwrapped the paper and found what appeared to be a severed human penis. The clerk immediately called police, but the man who handed the item to the clerk fled from the store on Fifth Avenue. McKeesport police declined comment last night.
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02-26-2006, 09:46 AM
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02-26-2006, 09:51 AM
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It couldn't have been any worse than the usual shit they sell at convenience stores:rolleyes:
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02-26-2006, 12:47 PM
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Psh, idiot....
That's not how you cook a penis, microwaves leave em' raw on the inside.
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02-26-2006, 12:52 PM
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........fucked.....up
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Re: Severed Penis Cooked In Convenience Store Microwave
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