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11-23-2005, 06:06 AM
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Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble!
Well, as we all know, it's Thanksgiving week, and I plan to take a few moments this week to be thankful for what is...not that everything's perfect or anything (it never is! and that's the way it is and always shall be) but being humble and grateful is good. You may be cooking a turkey or maybe making a vegetarian turkey loaf out of walnuts or something, or maybe you're in it for the stuffing (I've heard that about some of you). If you have something to eat and are sitting there feeling satiated and happy, take a little bit of that food and feed it to one of the cold shivering cats that are outside your home! They will thank you for it. HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
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11-23-2005, 06:09 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving! My kitty will get lots to eat!:D
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11-23-2005, 06:30 AM
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Maybe a little late,but when you go get your last minute food at the market-pick up a few extra things and drop it at the food bank boxes near the exits!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!! Last edited by novakru; 09-25-2008 at 05:09 PM.
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11-23-2005, 06:51 AM
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I did not see those things the last time I went but I will look again when I go today. I have some food cans I can put in those things!
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11-23-2005, 07:09 AM
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Invinted in 1862 by Abe Lincoln. No one understands why we eat Turkey or make this day synonomous with the Pilgrims (Bloody religious freaks) and the Native Americans (Bloody naturalists!- Sorry, Dad).
Anyway...I am thankful that I am a Witch. I'm also thankful that I'm Pagan. My mom OWNZZZZZZZZZZ, my dad's okay, my brother is the best, and those I call friends make up the rest.:D
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11-23-2005, 08:18 AM
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Is this the thread for turkey talk?
Because "I am a MAN" Because I am a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. Because I am a man, when the car is not running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I am looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then have a good scratch and break wind! Because I am a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You are a woman. You withstand childbirth and stuff...you never get as sick as I do so for you a cold is no problem. Because I am a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. Because I am a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it. Although, there was one time, I was able to survive by holding a calculator. This applies only to engineers mainly. Because I am a man, there is no need to ask me about what I am thinking. The true answer is always women, cars, or sport. I have to make up something else when you ask, so do not ask. Because I am a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay;I do not need to see it. In addition, do not forget to pick up something for my mother, too. Because I am a man, you do not have to ask me if I liked the movie.Chances are, if you are crying at the end of it, I did not...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others. Because I am a man, I think what you are wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? Because I am a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I will do the rest...like wandering around in the garden with the hose wondering what to do.  Have a safe holiday peeps
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11-23-2005, 08:23 AM
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I'm thankful for my family that supports me through a life of leisure.
I'm thankful for my roommates for reminding me I'm not as smart as I constantly tell strangers. I'm thankful for Seinfeld DVD's. I'm thankful for having the ability to be completely and utterly satisfied with my entire life.
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11-23-2005, 09:40 AM
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11-23-2005, 12:55 PM
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I'm thankful for a) the fact that I've finally got my driver's liscense and b) black chicks
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11-23-2005, 01:04 PM
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