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Old 10-18-2005, 06:09 PM
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Movies to avoid...whats your list?
what movies did you watch then question why you just wasted 2 hours of your time? list 'em here! try to add a why if you have one!

sleepaway camp 3 - just horrid crappy deaths,super bad acting (and i'm pretty tolerant) and a wholy ridiculous plot line.

slaughter studios - mega cheese with this one coupled with a piss poor plot and a guy with the most terribly,horridly,awful english accent in the history of english accents...spare yourself unless you enjoy triple Z gade films...or you're into self torture.

redneck zombies - nuff said right there.

evil death - came out shortly after evil dead and is a cornucopia of faults. at one point the camera man turns and looks at the director..guess they never heard of editing..lol.

i know there are more but i can't think of them right now. oh and sorry if there is already a thread like this, i searched and didn't find one so i made my own.
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Old 10-18-2005, 06:32 PM
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Off Season- Pretentious crap masquerading as Indie horror.
Cursed- Kevin Williamson script. Christina Ricci's interesting variation on good acting. Stale werewolf lore with no new insights. A delightful crap sundae with all the fixins.
The Last Horror Movie- PoMo metacinematic pseudoart at its most nauseating.
American Psycho 2- Removing every trace of Brett Easton Ellis presence and adding William Shatner. What a judgment call.
Boogeyman- More epileptic than scary. A combination of It and They with less insight than either of its pronominally titled forefathers.
Amityville Horror Remake- see the thread for my particular qualms.
Red Eye- Oh no, somebody wants to kill the secretary of homeland security! Maybe we'll be able to piss without security cameras. Spoooooky.
Cheerleader Massacre-Not much massacring. Not much cheerleading. Fans of Bring it On AND Texas Chainsaw Massacre will be disappointed. What the hell were these people thinking by rationing the violence and nudity in a film that could only POSSIBLY be propelled by these two things. My Dinner with Andre is more sexy and exciting.
Midnight Mass- Sexy goth S and M vampires are harassed by boring humans that feed on postmodern angst far more often than you see the vampires feeding on blood.
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The aforementioned Off-Season is definitely one to be avoided. I'd also add Slaugherhouse of the Rising Sun to the list. A miserable failure on all counts, and quite near the top of my list of worst movies ever. Anything directed by Stephen Sommers (The Mummy, Van Helsing.) It boggles my mind that such an inept filmmaker can keep churning out successful films. I weep for society.
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Old 10-18-2005, 07:49 PM
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Every moive involving Jennifer Lopez.
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NOES 2(unless your a die hard freddy fan)


Halloween 3


The Scare Crow Slayer


Cabin Feaver


House of the dead


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i AM a die hard freddy fan and i hate NOES2..it just seems so out of place, among other reasons.
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i AM a die hard freddy fan and i hate NOES2..it just seems so out of place, among other reasons.
Agreed. The only semi-good scene in that movie was the pool party...
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How about "Children of the living Dead"?
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Re: Movies to avoid...whats your list?
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redneck zombies - nuff said right there.
Out of every movie named, this is the only one I will disagree with...

Redneck Zombies is one of the most entertaining Troma films out there!

Well, except for Halloween 3. I like that one too. (It's just out of place in the Halloween franchise.)
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Old 10-18-2005, 08:33 PM
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Out of every movie named, this is the only one I will disagree with...

Redneck Zombies is one of the most entertaining Troma films out there!

Well, except for Halloween 3. I like that one too. (It's just out of place in the Halloween franchise.)
to each his own i suppose...i'm down with everything Troma has released but that one just was just too Troma-insane for me. but these are our personal dont watch lists so yer bound to disagree with a movie or two thats listed. :)

as for halloween 3...c'mon...really?
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dont see "Hellraiser 4", "Psycho 4" "Critters 4" "Hell Night".......
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