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Old 09-27-2005, 04:00 PM
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Talking dogs and a perfect society

I just saw an old 50's show where all dogs talk and they act like people. So I was wondering if dogs should talk....

Then I started wondering that if they could talk, they'd be really pissed off aboout being enslaved by mankind (like humans in Battlefield Earth but not all retarded).

So do you think animals, if given the cognative capacity and manpower, could overthrown mankind? Can anything overthrown mankind? I think if animals could do it, we'd be fuckin' history. There's no way we could take down all the animals. Although the humans who are left would be pets to the animals.... I dunno...
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Re: Talking dogs and a perfect society

No way.
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Old 09-27-2005, 04:19 PM
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Yeah, its a shitty thread.... but we need more than the "Ask me ..." ones.

Not that you're to blame.:D
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Re: Talking dogs and a perfect society

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I just saw an old 50's show where all dogs talk and they act like people. So I was wondering if dogs should talk....

Then I started wondering that if they could talk, they'd be really pissed off aboout being enslaved by mankind (like humans in Battlefield Earth but not all retarded).

So do you think animals, if given the cognative capacity and manpower, could overthrown mankind? Can anything overthrown mankind? I think if animals could do it, we'd be fuckin' history. There's no way we could take down all the animals. Although the humans who are left would be pets to the animals.... I dunno...

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Old 09-27-2005, 04:22 PM
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Re: Talking dogs and a perfect society

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I just saw an old 50's show where all dogs talk and they act like people. So I was wondering if dogs should talk....

Then I started wondering that if they could talk, they'd be really pissed off aboout being enslaved by mankind (like humans in Battlefield Earth but not all retarded).

So do you think animals, if given the cognative capacity and manpower, could overthrown mankind? Can anything overthrown mankind? I think if animals could do it, we'd be fuckin' history. There's no way we could take down all the animals. Although the humans who are left would be pets to the animals.... I dunno...

animal farm, anyone ?

four legs good, two legs bad.
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:26 PM
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Talking animals....thats preposterous, Wilbur.

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Old 09-27-2005, 05:28 PM
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Talking animals....thats preposterous Wilbur.

A little known fact... that horse was shot in the face during shooting due to problems on the set with the actress Sherilyn Fenn...

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Old 09-27-2005, 05:37 PM
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That horse died in 1979. His real name was Bamboo Harvester.

Ed's stunt double Pumpkin was a quarter horse but looked very much like Ed, except for a gold spot in the middle of his white blaze. This spot was covered with white makeup when he worked as Ed's replacement.

Mr. Ed only talked to Wilbur because (in his judgment) he was the only person worth talking to.

Mr. Ed had a piece of nylon mesh put under his top lip. He looked like he was talking because he was trying to dislodge it. Other sources claim it was peanut butter. One rumor (based on an episode in which the horse leaned on freshly painted railings and pretended it was a zebra) is that Mr. Ed was not a horse at all but a female zebra specially trained to move her lips on command. This is an urban myth.
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Dexter made a dog talk...it was hilarious.

"Hey hey hey,the suns up,looky- the suns up,,hey hey can we go outside can we go outside can we go outside Im hungry Im hungry gotteny food Im so hungry feed me man feed meeeee.
hey hey theres another dog out there HEY DOG!IM OVER HERE IM over here dog ,hey dog.I wanna play lets play wanna play? Ill catch that ball yeah lets play ball I wanna get that BALLLLL."
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