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08-12-2005, 07:16 PM
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Man Shoots Car To Silence Noisy Alarm
Man Fires Bullets Into Parked Toyota To Silence Car Alarm
Simi Valley, California - This time it isn't road rage -- but alarm rage. Authorities say a man annoyed by a noisy car alarm fired at least three bullets into a Toyota Camry that was parked outside his Simi Valley apartment building. David Owen Rye managed to silence the alarm. He also brought out police who hauled him away in handcuffs. Rye allegedly told officers he grabbed his handgun and went out to put a stop to the car alarm. The owner of the Camry is a sailor whose ship the USS Theodore Roosevelt just returned from an eight-month cruise. He was visiting a friend when he heard the gunfire at about 10pm yesterday. Rye was arrested and booked for investigation of reckless discharge of a firearm and felony vandalism.
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should've used a grenade launcher, and done a decent job.
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Well, at least it was only a Camry. Those things are like when you see a litter of kittens, and there's always that one that kinda walks crooked and its head is cocked to the side, so you say, "awww, that's cute"... but like, 4 years later the damn cat's still walkin' on a tilt and it can't keep food down cuz its just fuckin' retarded...
Stupid retarded Camry...
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