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Old 08-17-2005, 08:05 PM
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Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?

Hello my friends,

My name is Dan rierson, and I am here to post about the indie horror movie "CORPSES ARE FOREVER". It is responsible for the death of my friend Sandy, and not only his death, but the film is linked to a few unexplained sudden death cases around the US, and now I am hearing reports each day of things occuring in the UK.

I know this sounds crazy, but all I can do is warn you to stay away from the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER, because it has a strange power over people that is somehow sucking their lifeblood away from them.

Well, I don't want to get too Edgar Allen Poe here, but it is the truth, Please check out my website for more info.

thank you for your time,

Dan.

http://www.geocities.com/corpsesmovi...oviecurse.html
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Old 08-17-2005, 08:14 PM
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Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?

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Hello my friends,

My name is Dan rierson, and I am here to post about the indie horror movie "CORPSES ARE FOREVER". It is responsible for the death of my friend Sandy, and not only his death, but the film is linked to a few unexplained sudden death cases around the US, and now I am hearing reports each day of things occuring in the UK.

I know this sounds crazy, but all I can do is warn you to stay away from the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER, because it has a strange power over people that is somehow sucking their lifeblood away from them.

Well, I don't want to get too Edgar Allen Poe here, but it is the truth, Please check out my website for more info.

thank you for your time,

Dan.

http://www.geocities.com/corpsesmovi...oviecurse.html
You motherfucking faggot ass shit head SPAMMER. GET the FUCK OUT OF HERE. DIdn't you get the vibe at the "new members" thread section? Oh no, probably not. You probably can't even remember the name of this site because you're just here to pimp your piece of shit website. WE DON'T CARE AND WE HATE YOUR KIND. WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HORROR MOVIES, WE AREN'T STUPID BRAINLESS IDIOTS WHO WILL FALL FOR YOUR DUMB SHIT.

Thank you, probably won't hear from you again.

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Old 08-17-2005, 09:20 PM
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Oh, man, I am so, so sorry...that your friend's name was Sandy. I mean, what were his parents thinking?
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:30 PM
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This might be the lamest one yet....get lost fucker
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:18 PM
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A foreboding prediction of things to come. Oh, please tell us great Nostomo, what is to become of my Great Aunt? Will she survive the operation on her foot? What about my cousin Chester's hurdle competition? How will that go? Badly? Goodly?

By the way, "Corpses Are Forever"? Is it about a zombie James Bond?
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:28 PM
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Well, I'm certain you're having a great day, because if your intention is to help us by warning us away from your film, then your mission is accomplished. Spamming here will detour so much traffic away from your site that doubtless many people have been saved, just by your single post. Great work!
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:49 PM
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Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?

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Old 08-18-2005, 02:14 AM
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so ... it's a musical ?
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:04 AM
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Did Sandy choke on Spam ? Get buried alive in BS ? Thanks for the warning. Now I have 2 reasons not to see it. Not only is your ploy lame, it's already been done by another film all over the internet with the "dead actor" angle to try to dupe people into seeing. I'm glad to see it's been shot down on boards everywhere. Hopefully the same will happen with yours if this is how you plan on promoting it. Once again, I'd like to stress sending screeners out to people (yes, for free). If your movie has any merit at all, I'm sure people will talk about it. Going for the morbid curiosity sale just sounds like a desperate plea of a bad film to me.
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:09 AM
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Going for the morbid curiosity sale just sounds like a desperate plea of a bad film to me.
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Agreed there.

Notice that he's been long gone since about 4 minutes after his first post...I really hate spammers.
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