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R.I.P. Pootie
Pootie, my squirrelly fictitious mascot here at horror.com, perished today from lack of reader belief (also known as Mythological Support Dysfunction). He became increasingly transparent, and then vanished altogether. All photos of Pootie that were posted on the net have mysteriously disappeared!
Pootie may be replaced by another fictitious mascot, and he may not. Only time will tell. |
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you know, I don't know what to make of you but I beleive that you are my favorite.
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pootie lives...
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:)
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I've got some nuts for him. They belong to my ex boyfriend, I hope that's okay.
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Quote:
lol:D That's a good one
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Whatever The Fuck Ever |
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Wait, wait! Stop posting! If this thread has too many replies, it may bring Pootie back to life as a malevolent Zombie Squirrel, and that would not be fun....................................or would it?
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I'm one of the few to say that I didn't know Pootie as well as I should have... I wish I could've taken the time to get to know him.
Filmmaker, bring him back! Zombie or otherwise...
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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Cool, a zombie squirel. It will chipper/moan and then chew on your ankle.
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