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06-28-2005, 12:57 AM
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Another Reason To Hate Mondays
Monday: The Most Dangerous Day Of The Week
Monday is the day you are mostly likely to be injured at work. Workplace injuries are 20 per cent more common on Mondays than Fridays, according to a report by CGU Insurance. The research showed that after Monday, the risk of being injured decreased and Friday was the safest working day. Sprains and strains were the most common workplace injuries, while the lower back was the most common body part to be injured. "Lack of sleep over the weekend and the effects of alcohol and other drugs may be contributing factors to the increased incidence of workplace accidents on Mondays," CGU spokeswoman Kristine Haseldine said.
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06-28-2005, 01:49 AM
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Re: Another Reason To Hate Mondays
isnt it thuesday today :p
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06-28-2005, 02:00 AM
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It WILL be back!...*Shivers* :p
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I like mondays. Nanny 911 gives me poeple to look down on, and Hell's KItchen just kicks ass. Yes, i ACTUALLY look foward to mondays now.
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06-28-2005, 04:28 AM
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*clears throat* ahem...........for your listening pleasure....i give you..The Boomtown Rats.
The silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload And nobody's gonna go to school today She's going to make them stay at home And daddy doesn't understand it He always said she was as good as gold And he can see no reason Cos there are no reasons What reason do you need to be shown Tell me why I don't like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down The telex machine is kept so clean As it types to a waiting world And mother feels so shocked Father's world is rocked And their thoughts turn to Their own little girl Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat They can see no reasons Cos there are no reasons What reason do you need to be shown Tell me why I don't like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down All the playings stopped in the playground now She wants to play with her toys a while And school's out early and soon we'll be learning And the lesson today is how to die And then the bullhorn crackles And the captain crackles With the problems and the how's and why's And he can see no reasons Cos there are no reasons What reason do you need to die The silicon chip ... Tell me why I don't like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down
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06-28-2005, 05:13 AM
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Tori Amos re-made that song on her Strange Little Girls cd.
Tid bit of usless fact.
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06-28-2005, 08:39 AM
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06-28-2005, 11:22 AM
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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06-28-2005, 06:53 PM
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Mondays suck balls! Monday is Monday all day long. Tuesday is Monday. Wednesday is Monday. Thursday is Monday. Friday is Monday until lunch, then it turns to Thursday until you clock out for the day, then it becomes Friday. Ahhhhhhhh! Friday! Now gimme a beer!
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