Today

[electrode]

This afternoon I was just sitting in my living room, I think I was watching 'Reno 911', when there was a knock at my door. I answer it, and it was my neighbor and his friend, both of whom I'm friends with.

They ask me if I can do them a favor, and stash this backpack at my apartment for a few hours. I'm like, "Sure. What's in it?"

It turns out that it's the one guy's roommate's shit. He got arrested today while coming back from the city with weed, and they wanted to get his illegal things out in case the cops came and searched the apartment.

I opened the bag, and it contained, among other items, a gun and a bunch of crack rocks! I've never had a gun before, and I don't smoke crack, so I found it all very comical.

There were a few vicodan in there too, and when I see the guy I'm gonna ask him if I can have them as a handling charge.

[electrode]

Oh, yeah! Now I remember why I never really posted at this forum.... it sucks.

[bwind22]

Oh yeah! You just reminded me why no one responded to this thread!!! It sucks too!

[MisterSadistro]

hmmm asking someone on crack with a gun if you can have some of his Vicodin you saw while rummaging through his bag doesn't sound like a very safe idea. I'd say go for it :D
CK

[electrode]

Thanks for the support! If he doesn't want to give them to me, I'll kick him in his shins and take them.


I know Kung-Fu.

[MisterSadistro]

How very impressive. Does Kung Fu teach you how to catch a bullet without using your hands ? I'm sure the gun-toting crackhead can teach you in one easy lesson.
CK

[electrode]

Shits yeah! One FREE lesson.

This threads on fire now!

[Deposable]

Originally posted by electrode
This afternoon I was just sitting in my living room, I think I was watching 'Reno 911', when there was a knock at my door. I answer it, and it was my neighbor and his friend, both of whom I'm friends with.

They ask me if I can do them a favor, and stash this backpack at my apartment for a few hours. I'm like, "Sure. What's in it?"

It turns out that it's the one guy's roommate's shit. He got arrested today while coming back from the city with weed, and they wanted to get his illegal things out in case the cops came and searched the apartment.

I opened the bag, and it contained, among other items, a gun and a bunch of crack rocks! I've never had a gun before, and I don't smoke crack, so I found it all very comical.

There were a few vicodan in there too, and when I see the guy I'm gonna ask him if I can have them as a handling charge.

Give me the Vicodin and then smoke a crack rock and shoot yourself with the gun...

Why do you have crack head friends you fucking loser!

[electrode]

What is with this forum, and it's users inability to read (with comprehension) any post?

The bag happened to contain crack. It was not mine, nor my friends. It was some other guys.

I like where you're going with the gun idea, though. Do you like to choke yourself with a belt while you jerk off?

[bwind22]

Originally posted by electrode
Do you like to choke yourself with a belt while you jerk off?

Doesn't everyone?