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Movie cowards
Why is it that some of the most likeable characters in movies are complete cowards?
Some examples: Hudson (Aliens) Guy Fleegman (Galaxy Quest) I guess there is something about a grown man nearly shitting himself is funny under the right circumstances... Hudson: oh great, this is just fucking great! What are we gonna do now man? What are we gonna do?! We're in some pretty shit now, man! Guy: I wanna go back.. I wanna wait ont he ship... Alexander: What? you want go back? After the fuss you put up... Guy: That's when i thought i was the guiy who gets killed waiting behind on the ship. now im thinking im the guy who dies whithin the first five minutes on theplanet. i dont even have a last name! Madison: Guy, you have a last name... Guy: DO I?! DO I?! (starts crying) MOMMY! MOMMY! lol.. i love those guys...
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I never liked Hudson...found him annoying.
Guy, on the other hand, was a funny bastard. |
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i cant even think of any others .
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Shaggy and Scoobie. They're cowardly characters, they believe in cowardice and sandwiches
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but they always step up to the plate.
i know there are others - minor characters that are the ones that want to 'run away' in the horror movies ... they usually get killed right away... i just cant think of any... |
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Re: Movie cowards
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Thst little motherfucker in "Versus", got so freaked out he ended up goin' all crazy 'n shit.
I couldn't stop laughing at him though. |
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the preppy coward in cabin fever almost made it. almost. I always thought fly guy was a coward that tried to act tough. And then Barbra, what a spastic coward. Savini's barbra was a hard core bull dike, zombie slaying machine. Steve Bushimi makes a great coward.
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armagedon comes to mind... found him irritating in that film. |
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Worst of the worst that I was praying he'd get killed sooner:
Franklin, the guy in the wheelchair from 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. His constant whining (esp over the damn flashlight) grates on me. CK |
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