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06-03-2005, 06:53 AM
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Good Comedies
What are some seriously good comedies that everyone loves? (recently or not) What are some of your favorite parts?
This is fresh in my head because i saw Anchorman last night and was dying through most of it. i have never seen jack black punt a dog off a bridge before. I have now. I loved "Good night San Diego, and remember, Go Fuck yourself" The news reporter rumble was great. people are beating each other and Steve Carrel is walking around with a grenade going "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Then he killed a horse rider with a trident :) "Eat the cat shit and i will egt you a steak." "NO! I will Not eat this cat shit!" "Eat it! Come one. i will egt you a ssteak." "NO! NO!! Okay! I'll eat a bite of it. Oh GOD!"
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06-03-2005, 06:57 AM
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raising arizona ...
the 'friend' comes over to the trailer - eventually suggests wife swapping - but before that - their 4 brats are destroying the trailer .. beating the guys car with a bat, writing on the walls ... and the 'friend' starts describing the kind of children you get when you adopt - including some kid 'born with his heart on the outside' that had me in tears ..
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06-03-2005, 06:58 AM
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All of the American Pie movies
Eurotrip Roadtrip White Chicks *with the Wayans brothers, alot of it is garbage humor but it was still pretty funny* Classics... Stripes Blues Brothers Ferris Beullers Day Off Better Off Dead Weird Science *alot of the old 80's movies with Feldman and Haim*
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06-03-2005, 07:03 AM
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blues brothers - esp. with the nun
dumb and dumber - the snowball fight - the gala entrance animal house - all of it jay and silent bob strike back - all of it chasing amy - telling sex injury stories in the bar harvey abbot and costello meet frankenstein . best line : lyle talbot (the wolfman) is trying to convince the boys that he will become a werewolf) wolfman: 'you dont understand - it's getting dark - soon the moon will be full and i'll turn into a wolf' Abbott : 'yeah, you and a million other guys' i didnt laugh once at white chicks by the way - didnt find anything funny at all
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06-03-2005, 07:03 AM
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scar movies 1 and 2 had me rolling.
The sex scene at the end of the first had me laughing so hard i had tio fight to breathe. The part where her boyfreind loses it and yells "OHHHHHH SHIIIIT!" then pastes her ass to the cieling..... and shrivles up.... i was dying . i think i pissed off the neighbors. MArshal Willenholly (Will Farrel in jay and Silent Bob Strike BAck) was great... "Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass!" and who can forget "What i am doing is avoiding a potential public relations disaster by letting this buttfucking brady bunch go."
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06-03-2005, 07:13 AM
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Quote:
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06-03-2005, 07:17 AM
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as good as it gets
receptionist : how do you write women so well? melvin udall: i think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. the odd couple (movie) roy : are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you? murray: i'm hungry! roy: his refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle! no matter how many times i see it, i crack up every time.
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06-03-2005, 07:19 AM
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"Pretty Bird".
That line still cracks me up. theres something about mary had some classic moments "Frank and Beans!" Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? Ted: I would go for the 7. Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that? Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B". Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh? [Hitchhiker convulses] Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted: That - good point. Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted: Why? Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired! Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy had a boatload. I'll never forget the cop going into the bathroom and hearing that gay guy say "Lights off, asshole." "COPS!"
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06-03-2005, 07:46 AM
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Galaxy Quest:
"What HAppened?" "Nothing..." "But the creature... It is inside out." "Did i just hear it turned inside out?!" *horrible grunting noise followed by a spray of body parts* "And it exploded."
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