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Man Tries To Burn Off Home Incarceration Device...Burns 60% Of His Body
Upstate Police: Burned Man May Have Lit Tracking Device On Fire
Glens Falls, New York -- A man on house arrest suffered burns on 60 percent of his body Thursday after the tracking device on his ankle caught fire, authorities said. Witnesses said 25-year-old Jason McClaskey was engulfed in flames on his front porch just before 6 a.m. Firefighters found him in his bedroom with most of his clothing burned off, Assistant Chief Ray Ives said. McClaskey had lighter fluid on his leg and although he told officials he was trying to light his grill, that didn't seem likely since there was no charcoal on it, Police Chief Richard Carey said. McClaskey was in stable condition at Westchester Burn Center in Valhalla, a spokesman said Thursday afternoon. Washington County District Attorney Rob Winn said McClaskey was on house arrest for breaking into a Hebron storage building in November and stealing 10 pounds of marijuana. Any destruction of tracking devices alerts authorities, Winn noted. Officials also said McClaskey attempted suicide during a November 2003 stay in the Warren County jail on a misdemeanor charge. Glens Falls is 45 miles north of Albany.
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woa....ten pounds of marijauna?
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He tried to light his ankle bracelet on fire?
Looks like THAT idea went up in smoke!!!! Eh? Eh? ehhhhhhh......
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Wow...thats fucking stupid. What a stupid idea. Did he think they wouldnt notice if it was destroyed?
That being said, what kind of fucking sick country puts a goddamn electric incarceration anklet on someone for stealing illegal plants? Seriously, if its illegal what the fuck can they do thats like some crackhead telling the police to go get his money back from his crack dealer cause he ripped him off. I'm not even going to get into my beliefs about the marijuana prohibition in this country and the gross amount of lies fed to the American public from the US Drug department, so yeah
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Breaking and entering at least two charges he could have been hit with outside of theft, which i dont think they really cared about.
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Yeah but I mean was he actually caught in the crime of having them on his person?
And lol IT IS SICK IT IS VERY VERY SICK! ><! :D
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