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oklahomians! arrest yourself now!~
The University of Oklahoma Police Department's presents the..
badadadada........... Citizen's Self-Arrest Form!! http://www.ou.edu/oupd/selfarr2.htm *star wipe*
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this is about funny! like someone will actually do some
shit like that.:) |
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If you do not have a photo, but do possess some artistic skill, do a rough sketch of your appearance on a separate sheet of paper.
(Do NOT sketch yourself wearing dark glasses; do not add a beard or mustache if you do not normally have one.) Funny stuff.
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i want to print it out, fill it out,a nd mail it to my local department
but i havent committed any crimes lately??? i thought i did for a sec except it turns out its not a crime to remove the tags from pillows or mattresses once u buy the damn thing...
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i just filled it out, my crime was .. fuck i i cant remember
i clicked 'arrest myself now' anyway.. i dunno where it sent??? i put my addy as 123 horror dot com, and my phone number as my regular number but with all the #s switched up :/
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thats probably a page set up for people with warants so they don't have to meet a bail bond man at the police station to clear it up and be appointed a court date
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it's funny when you see 'citizens arrests' in films.
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So wait a minute, the cops in Oklahoma, want us to arrest ourselves if we violate the law?! rotflmmfao regains his composure... aw damn it! I'm wanted for sending explosives through the mail, guess I better arrest myself.
Matt, yes I say to myself you have the right to remain silent, do you understand this right as I have read it to you? Yes, I do understand this right that myself has read to myself, and myself chooses to SHUT THE HELL UP! |
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Ummm... It was a joke site, mr Hawking...
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Quote:
I know, I was just being stupid |
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