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Old 05-16-2005, 04:26 PM
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Fatty Tax

OK, I've had enough. I say we start taxing fat people, if you can't pay the tax we feed them to starving children in third world countries. No longer will I be late for something because I'm behind a fat person in the hall or get so much ass in my face at the theater.

We'd have fat tax brackets so that most morbidly obese people in america would probably be eaten. Think about it? What's more important? Feeding starving children or another morbidly obese person, stuffing their face completely oblivious to their rapidly approaching death?

Why not tax fat people for that many extra pounds? Unless they have some medical condition (not that many people actually do...) they are just greedy and unhealthy right? Shouldn't we try to help these people by taking their money? They'd only waste it at Mcdonalds anyway.

Also with the fatty tax, more people would get lyposuctions in order to save money. :p

We're putting the crunch on smokers, I say we do the same thing to fat people. They bump into you in bars and they get really disgustingly sweaty. I'd take smokers over them anyday, kick em out. I would like to see atleast a few "no fattys" bar just to get the message across.

So is this a great idea or what? With so many fat people (especially in america) it would be a great source of revenue.
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:32 PM
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Re: Re: Fatty Tax

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Why not tax those who walk, talk, think differently.
Now you're thinking.

a lisp tax perhaps? :p
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:34 PM
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(especially in america)
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:36 PM
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You're not too bright are ya? ;)


explain yourself.
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:37 PM
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Re: Re: Fatty Tax

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OMFG!!!!!!!!! How about taxing the pre-madonnas
Prima Donnas, for your information [Sorry, just too perfect]



Id personally take fat people over smokers any day. Admittedly, they both disgust me....but smoke is so much worse.
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:48 PM
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I think people should be taxed when they don't even go to the trouble to spell a new thread correctly.
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Old 05-16-2005, 05:14 PM
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Old 05-16-2005, 05:18 PM
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the fat people pay for their food... what's the problem?



but millionaire celebrities talking about the starving kids when they're right next to them THEIR POCKET CHANGE CAN FEED MAYBE 2000 OF THEM
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Old 05-16-2005, 05:41 PM
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the fat people pay for their food... what's the problem?



but millionaire celebrities talking about the starving kids when they're right next to them THEIR POCKET CHANGE CAN FEED MAYBE 2000 OF THEM
but the millionaires earned their money... well I guess it's relative, but the point is the same.
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but the millionaires earned their money... well I guess it's relative, but the point is the same.
so do the people who donate
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