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Update from the Vatican
The Pope is still dead.
If you played the videogame Metal Gear Solid, click here for the funniest thing you'll see all day: http://popefissionmailed.ytmnd.com/ If you haven't don't bother because you won't get it. Feel free to tell your best pope jokes in this thread.
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disclaimer: I actually liked the pope, I thought he was pretty cool. I think he'd want me to laugh at these jokes though. ;)
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I only have one pope joke, and it's a visual...But...I'll try to explain it so you can do it...
Get a piece of paper and a pen (pencil, marker, crayon, whatever...) Okay...This is how it goes...... 3 horse thieves were escaping across the desert on their newly stolen horses (In the middle of the paper, in large letters, write '3 H T'...That represents the 3 horse thieves)... They came upon a convent with 3,909 nuns inside (Now, write '3,909'...representing the nuns...underneath where you wrote the first part)... BUT...There was a HUGE wall between the horse thieves and the nuns (Draw a line between the horse thieves and the nuns...That represents the huge wall)... They tried EVERYTHING to get over the wall...They stood on the backs of the horses, they stood on each other's backs...All that they could think of, but the wall was too high and they couldn't get over it...So, they eventually gave up and just went around the convent, never to be seen again... YET...Less than 3 months later, it was discovered that ALL of the nuns had become pregnant!...How did that happen? For the answer...Turn the paper around...and hold it up to the light.......... This works SOOO much better in person :rolleyes:
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I'm on a roll of failed threads. I was really hot there for awhile. :(
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I thought the last pope was dumb. but this pope takes the cake. He was a Nazi and he said the Eagles are satan's music....
THE FUCKING EAGLES! :rolleyes:
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04-25-2005, 01:19 PM
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Fuck Satan in fancy print ..
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04-25-2005, 03:36 PM
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Re: Update from the Vatican
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Wow, that thing's kinda annoying.
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