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Old 04-13-2005, 06:45 AM
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Hi guys....just been sent this medical bulletin. Think some of the older members (no names mentioned) should read this.....

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

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Old 04-13-2005, 06:54 AM
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LOL

So far there has been no need for Viagra....knock on wood.




knock on wood.....get it.




wood....woody....forget it.
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HAHAHAH that was funny other than im allergic to Amoxicillin :(
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all is well and good here too..

as a matter of fact - its the only part of me that can stay up past 9:00 on a Friday night !
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:03 AM
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Ha ha.

S'a good idea though. Would love to see someone at the doctors askin for a repeat prescription of Mycoxafloppin.

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he deserves to die if he can get an erection looking at thge crack ho's in hustler
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That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.
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That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.
spirited away ? brilliant movie .. i was fortunate enough to see it in a theatre the first time.

people might think its overrated .. i think its underrated.
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Old 04-14-2005, 01:26 AM
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That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.
Cheers dude. S'one of my fave movies at the mo.

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